10.07.09 GINA CARANO IS MOVIE RELATED, SO THERE.
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The magazine industry has been choking on giant horse balls lately, say industry experts, but ESPN has found the obvious solution: come out with a “body issue” and put Gina Carano topless on the cover. My favorite part of it is that there’s an ever-so-faint dusting of camel toe. Like they didn’t want it to reek of camel toe, so they just sort of sprayed the camel toe into the air and wafted it toward them. What’s that you say? This is a movie blog and not just a forum for my thoughts on camel toes? Oh, well, uh, she’s also going to be in that Steven Soderbergh spy movie, Knockout.
“My feeling was, If I don’t do this, somebody else will,” says the Oscar-winning director. “I felt, somebody is going to look at her and go, ‘She should be in a movie!’ And I felt like, Why shouldn’t I be the person saying that? If you start following the female mma fighters, Gina pops out pretty noticeably,” says Soderbergh [pointing to his boner]. “I’d been wanting to make a spy action film for a while, but hadn’t really determined what I was going to bring to it that would distinguish it. Then I thought, ‘Why don’t I just build it around her? She can actually break people in half.’ I was interested in doing something ultra-realistic.” [EmpireMag]
I love realism. Why just the other day my friend was telling me about his interview at the CIA. “So, Mr. Anderson,” they told him, “I see you already have a lot of experience as an analyst. Plus you’ve spent a lot of time in the field, and, you speak fluent Arabic. That’s all great. But I’m gonna be honest with you, there’s another candidate out there in a sports bra who promised to choke me until I jizz myself. I’m sure you understand.” And you know what? That candidate was me.
[ESPN pictures source = mma fanhouse]
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GINA CARANO IS MOVIE RELATED, SO THERE.
I’ll never be able to afford Gina’s Camel Toe, so I’ll just keep getting the Designer Imposter brand, Joanie Laurer’s Click.
The gif is even better then the toe.
Whatever. I’ll just what for the porn rip-off, Knock One Out.
First Soderbergh casts Sasha Grey in a drama. Now he casts Gina Carano in a spy film. This is what happens when your casting director is a 16 year old D&D expert with a subscription to Redtube and Mr. Skin.
Gina is the kind of chick Kahless would bang. Just sayin’.
If he wants to stay “ultra-realistic”, he better not cast a big blond Russian chick as the villain.
It’s funny she’s going to be in a spy movie, because I always thought of her as the real life version of Xenia Onatopp.
I’m not saying she’s unattractive or that she’s not in tremendous condition, but come on, those ESPN the Magazine pictures have had more brushwork than the Mona Lisa.
I just hope her character doesn’t meet up with any cyborgs. She seems to have trouble with those.
Wait, so the woman in the gif and the dude in the sports bra are the same person?
“My favorite part of it is that there’s an ever-so-faint dusting of camel toe.”
Anonymous: I’d love for her to get me in the camel clutch, if you know what I’m talking about. Hehehe.
PA: Mr. Soderbergh we need you on set.
Anonymous: Shhhh! Damn it! Don’t use my…fuck!
Soderbergh is a bit confused on how the casting couch works. You write the movie first Steven.
I feel I’ve mastered my unique martial arts style to the point where I’m finally ready to test it on Gina.
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The last time I was on the “casting couch” I was auditioning for Barney
Possible porn title: American Glad I Ate Her
For all we know, Gina coulda been in ‘Che’. That 10 hour abortion of a film had enough screen time to cast the entire country of Cuba or Spain or where ever the fuck that asshole was from. Jeeze. I’m sorry…I really just saw this as an opportunity to shit on a shitty movie.
@Vodka
Possible Porn title: Who’s eating Gina’s Gape?
I’ll bet her Kegel muscles are so strong that you have to boil her in water to get her clam to open.
The Spy Who Rear Naked Choke Holded Me
Choked Holded?
Choke Held?
Fucking grammar.
@JHC: So you’re saying she has muscles on top of mussels?
I would totally hit that.*
* not really, she’d probably submit me before I could land a punch
Why do I feel like if I were to jizz on her stomach it’d bounce?
Peet, J-Want kegel muscles? Try an equestrian. Girls that ride horses are tight like small boys’ anoos.
Gina’s version of the Americana submission is her grabbing the back of your head and your dick at the same time. She then tells you to sing Yankee Doodle Dandy before she can force you to suck yourself off.
New up, BTK.
Her kegel muscles could end world hunger and poverty.
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