10.23.09 THIS GUY IS A TRUE TALENT, DORK
(”I WOULDN’T LET THIS GUY NEAR MY KIDS.”)
What would you consider super nerdy? Slavish devotion to a movie that came out 25 years ago? Singing the theme of said movie a capella? How about singing all the musical parts to that movie theme a capella, then filming yourself while you do it and making a multi-track video of the whole event? Yep, pretty nerdy, Matt Mulholland, pretty nerdy. Mouth instruments are only cool if you’re Bobby McFerrin, or me playing 70s-porn-themed mouth bass to get the ladies in the mood. Combine that with a lip bite and some slow hip thrusts and the panties just disintegrate, trust me.
Yeah, so the video’s actually pretty cool and it made me laugh a few times, but if I didn’t at least make fun of him for being a nerd a little, my jock buddies would think I’d gone soft.
[thanks to the fellas at Topless Robot for finding this]
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2010/02/Mirror-Scare-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2010/02/DolphLundgren-IceBreak-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2010/02/amoeSide2-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2010/02/SlateV-SuperBowl-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2010/02/Mailer-RipTornBrawl-150x150.jpg)
There are 27 comments about:
THIS GUY IS A TRUE TALENT, DORK
And yet you won’t post the video of Pauly beatboxing the theme to Philadelphia.
That wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.
10:1 this dude is a Blockbuster manager.
J, I’ll take those odds and lay 5:1 on GameTrader.
He may not be afraid of ghosts but he is afraid to move out of his mothers house.
Wow, they should rename this guy “Hymenbuster”!
hey mike patton does it cool too.
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
They’re called the Ghostbusters and they’re in control
Had ‘em throwin’ a party for a bunch of children.
While all the while the slime was under the building.
Wow, not even 9 am here and I got pussy jokes going. What was in that shit I was drinking last night? *downs a few more Tylenol*
What’s with the get naked with a monkey puppet bit ? I don’t know if Ray Parker Jr. should be offended or deathly afraid.
The invisible man sleeping in his bed is his gay Uncle Gary.
Winston: Ray. If someone asks if its gay to sing our theme song in “Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego” style, you say YES!
I bet this guy knows where you can still buy Ecto Cooler.
The only time this guy likes to cross the streams is in the mens room.
Peter: Its true. This man has no dick.
Winston: Ray, when sombody asks if you’re a god you say NO! BUT THE KID IN THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!
To this guy, being slimed is a euphemism for bukkakke.
*hopes euphemism means what he thinks it means, continues picking nose*
This is less embarrassing than his night gig – lead in a Journey cover band.
He’ll know he’s found Mr. Right when he drops trou and the other dude says, “That’s a big twinkie”.
Vince, who do you think you’re fooling? We all know that the entire time you watched this you were anything but “soft”.
Louis: Heh. Okay, who brought the slob.
MIZ! It’s a tribute band!
Winston: Mayor, I’ve seen shit that will turn Ray Parker Jr. white!
Good lord Swi. Not you too, not you too.
*goes to check out Amurri posts, regain confidence in humanity*
Ray: Matt the Mullholland… good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all acappella and or beat boxing activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient comic book convention.
there’s something strange in your video
that would be you shirtless with a monkey
Comment on this post:
You must be logged in to post a comment. Not yet a member, register for free.