This certainly isn’t the first clip I’ve posted from 1988′s Bulletproof, but this is a movie with both Gary Busey and Danny Trejo we’re talking here, you can’t have too much. In this clip, Busey drifts off to fantasy land where he shows off his saxophone chops (because we all play saxophones in our dreams from time to time, don’t we?), and makes out with his co-star in such a way that I’m pretty sure their lips don’t actually touch. But can you blame Darlanne Fluegel? Knowing Busey, he probably had coyote breath. Hold on, I’m getting some new information here… okay, check that, it wasn’t a saxophone, it’s actually a butthorn.
[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]
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Fact. In order to get the echo and strings on that sax track, they implanted a tiny boom mic directly in Gary Buesy’s head Several months later, it was soundproofing materials left behind by a neurosurgeon/key grip that saved his life. Fact.
Gary Busey did all of the sax tracks for the Lethal Weapon film.
Gary Busey does not think that Eight is Enough.
You should see all the frisbee throwing chicks i pull at the beach when i whip the old tuba out.
Was Busey about to start crying at the end of that clip?
So this is why Busey sounds like a lunatic. It’s gotta be hard to concentrate on what you’re saying when this clip plays non-stop in your head.
Gary Busey enslaves Lisa Simpson’s soul whenever he plays sax.
Likewise, Gary Busey plays Slave Leia whenever he has sex with OJ Simpson’s soul.
We all know the mouthpiece of a saxophone consists of a sort of hollowed cylinder shape “sort of” because it tapers on one side into a narrow edge, an edge that is open on one side. This is where the reed goes. The reed is a thin, soft piece of bamboo cane that makes the heart of the saxophone sound.
Have you ever held a blade of grass tightly between your hands and blown on it to make it whistle? The reed on a saxophone works in essentially the same way. It’s attached tightly to the mouthpiece of the saxophone (using an adjustable metal fastener called a ligature), then the player holds the mouthpiece and reed between his lips and blows air with enough pressure and velocity to make the reed vibrate. This vibration will resonate throughout the oral cavity of the player and also throughout the instrument.
But Gary Busey thinks he’s playing a keytar.
Looks like Gary Busey finally got around to ripping out and devouring Greasy Sax Man’s heart.
Do you know what Darlanne Fluegel and I have in common? After seeing that clip, we both missed a period.
Gary Busey is on a strict diet consisting solely of food and drugs.
Coyote Sax Man?
Gary Busey stopped taking mushrooms because he can’t stand the thought of homeless smurfs.
Gary Busey spends every Halloween sitting near a sewer opening waiting for the Grate Pumpkin.
Gary Busey, like opportunity, only knocks once. But he’ll ring your fucking doorbell for hours.
Gary Busey is writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Gary Busey can play YYZ (best instrumental song, EVER) on the drums by just looking at them.
Gary Busey goes beach combing for cigarette butts and apple cores.
Gary Busey’s brain is so scrambled, every song he hears sounds like Hungry Like The Wolf.
Gary Busey likes Eminem, but he thinks the best white wrapper is Baby Ruth.
Gary Busey is not suprised by the swine flu. He knew shit was gonna go down when pigs developed ornithopters.
Gary Busey’s orthodontist is also a Veterinarian.
Gary Busey saves his pude trimmings to make organic Brillo Pads.
J, I would normally agree wiff you on YYZ (for obvious reasons) but I just heard Frankenstein by Edgar Winter yesterday so I’m gonna call it a toss up.
Gary Busey thinks Curb Your Enthusiasm is an hour of Larry David giving motorcycle safety tips.
Gary Busey had his feet painted like shoes just to fuck with the TSA lackeys.
The plate in Gary Busey’s head is tuned into 95.5 KLOS. He never sleeps.
Gary Busey is second best Hungry Hungry hippos player in the world, after Kirstie Alley.
Gary Busey converted all his kazoos into blow guns for the purpose of hunting fruit flies. Everything went wrong because he didn’t realize that he had been eating plastic fruit for five months and the maid just kept replacing it.
Gary Busey would like you all to know that he is not dressed as Gene Simmons for Halloween, his tongue just gets larger when he gets hungry.
Gary Busey is pitching a reality show to the Discovery Channel called Gary Busey f*&#s Wild Animals.
Gary Busey never, ever, uses the spit valve.
Gary Busey calls every show on Disney Channel a zitcom.
Gary Busey started a horse farm by planting his teeth.
Gary Busey thinks Mormons are a little too “Jewey.”
Gary Busey loves fried chicken.
I’m serious, Gary Busey fucking loves fried chicken!
Gary Busey whittles ocean creatures with his teeth.
Seriously, you should see the rocking chair he made out of a hermit crab.
Gary Busey steals thoughts with a butterfly net.
Gary Busey thinks the phrase “kicking ass and taking names” means you can steal someone’s name by booting them in the tush.