You may remember Linkin Park guy here from the other day. ALTERNATE LEDE: This is what your Uncle Steve does on your computer while you’re away. This time around he sings some Disturbed. Guys, if this doesn’t make you want to rock, you have no pulse. And Girls, I apologize for ruining whatever panties you were wearing when you watched this. GRR, SINGING TO MY COMPUTER! OOH WHA-AA AA-AA!! He truly has the voice of an angel. An angel of rocking. This man is the patron saint of tank tops.
After the jump, a kitty that likes boxing.
[kitty via OhHaveYouSeenThis, Saint Tank Top via Bobby Hacker]
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A kitty that punches back?
BRILLIANT!
FACT: That cat could knock out Kimbo Slice.
My fav is “Under the Bridge”. It is by far the most tone deaf.
And yes… I’ve watched them all.
At least you know that with that guy at your party, the microphone will never go unused in Rock Band.
This is SAINT TANK TOP (37). He is hefty, with the pained good looks of carnies from long past eras (Jersey). He has a visible toughness that is betrayed by a his eyes when he makes love to his webcam with them..
Does anyone know for sure that’s not Sexman’s dad?
I’ll bet ya Steroids to Rogaine Linkin Park Guy’s mom is on the 2nd floor of that house.
I would imagine that Inside the Fire is not where he wants to be with all that wood paneling.
*picks whole strawberry from between gap in front teeth*
Yeah, pretty sure Al.
*resumes making YouTube review of Surrogates*
But, seriously, the timing and the pitch? Impeccable. But due to the lack of air guitar during the solo, I’m going to have to give this one two devil horns down.
Linkin Park Guy eats Creatine and Steroids so he can break the 4th Wall.
Linkin Park and Disturbed? This guy is the real deal. I’m holding out for some Creed!
Disturbed is both Saint Tank Top’s favorite band, and me watching Saint Tank Top.
That kitty really just wants someone to take a dive.
(they all do)
The irony of a pussy that likes box
ingis not lost on me.You ask for Creed, you get Creed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKBOir1Wnn4
Somehow, sleeves are containing his arms in that one.
Downs is a sickness.
That kitty isn’t sure if it likes boxing or not. It’s just in college and experimenting.
Oh My God, Junker! I was only kidding!
That kitty prefers to take straights instead of hooks.
That boxing cat does too.
Boxing kitties like taking jabs below the belt.
I boxed a kitty in an alley behind the Mr. Donuts on Santa Monica last night. Turns out it was a counter-puncher.
Most kitties prefer their adversaries to have soft chins.
Boxing kitties like to keep you down for longer than the 10 count.
Boxing kitty will get you in a clinch.
I’d like to ask that kitty how it gets the vaseline out of it’s fur.
Boxing kitties prefer gloves but, says it feels better without them.
The hellish orange glow in that guy’s basement is just a reminder of what’s waiting for everyone.
Boxing Kitty can’t fight on specific weeks. The cut man is too embarrassed to carry maxi-pads into the ring.
When dealing with kitties, I prefer to use the stick and never talk to them again technique.
I’ve fallen victim to that technique :(
Boxing Kitty floats like a butterfly and stings when it pees.
That boxing kitty moves around wayyy more than the last one I fought.
That ain’t nuthin my cat does that when the dead hooker on the floor twitches.
Oh the man with angelic chords. He shall hold the staff of holiness and all that is beautifully pleasant in God’s ears.
I still think the Linkin Park one from the other day rocked the hardest.
I wanted veeeeal!
But this is eeeeel!
Gimme something I can peeeeel!
I think he should be arrested for masturbating in public, OOH WHA-AA AA-AA!! Or maybe disturbating, OOH WHA-AA AA-AA!!
I think this post is the closet he will be getting to some pussy, OOH WHA-AA AA-AA!! Amirite?!?!
Opps, 3am spelling mistake, *closest.