I know there will come a time, probably very soon, when I’ll get tired of Linkin Park guy singing to his computer while trying to eye hump his web cam. But for now I love this goofy son of a bitch. Really, I dare you to watch the first ten seconds of this and not laugh. It’s impossible. He does the echo part so well! I’m not gonna lie, I miss the tank top a little. And wait a minute, is that a wedding ring I see? Are we to believe that there’s a Mrs. Linkin Park guy? I believe a duet is in order. God, how awesome would it be to see Mr. and Mrs. Linkin Park guy, Rooster, and Trish, all rocking out to Ozzy in the Neverending Story van? I’d party with ‘em. (*chugs budweiser, chucks can at bonfire*)
[Thank Bobby Hacker for discovering this guy]
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God, how awesome would it be to see Mr. and Mrs. Linkin Park guy, Rooster, and Trish, all rocking out to Ozzy in the Neverending Story van?
I am now terrified. Thanks Vinny. Dick.
FREEBIRD!
Aw shit, yeah, the echo got me at 0:09. You win, Vinky…
…this time.
Vince, your dad loves you, but he’d like it if you’d stop posting his private audition videos.
This vid has more furtive glances than “The Hills.” Assuming I watched “The Hills,” I mean.
Whatever, you guys are totes lame.
I half expect to click on these and magically find that he sounds exactly like the original singer and it just took him a while to find the right band.
Never happens, but there’s still hope.
I want to hear him singing “I’m All Out of Love”.
Then, I want to cut off his Air Supply.
I never knew the crazy train was a monorail.
It’s like the speakers are literally pumping the dignity out of him with every syllable.
SHARONNNN!!!!!
I’m not sure why, but I am absolutely positive Lincoln Park Guy loves hot pockets.
Nice wreath, though.
He has heard that song before, right?
Linkin Park guy is the real deal! Come to think of it, I’ve never seen him and Ozzy in the same room. Hmmm…
I dunno, I feel like I wanna know Lincoln Park Guy better. I’m inexplicably interested.
he kinda reminds me of this guy. http://tinyurl.com/92ghr9
Laugh now, but see if you can keep a dry eye during his rendition of “Tiny Dancer”.
I’m almost positive he lives with his mother.
BTK, if you can listen to that song without thinking the guy’s saying “Hold me closer, Tony Danza” then you’re a better man than I am.
I’m almost positive he lives wiff my mother. =[
Fek, have you seen this yet?
http://culturepopped.blogspot.com/2009/10/klenginem-eminem-meets-klingon.html
That bobble-head lip-pucker move is spectacular. I’ma do that shit to my hot neighbor. Let ya’ll know how it goes when I get get done been locked up.
I stutter when i’m horny.
When reached for comment, Ozzy said “mmfmfkmfk mmkkf shs mmsmme shshemmmmmm”
His wife is clearly dead.
After watching this, Randy Rhoads Man hopped on the first plane he came across.
His computer chair is actually a giant can of Creatine.
After hearing this, Tony Iommi cut off his remaining fingertips and shoved them in his ears.
Chino, have I mentioned how I ♥ your taste in music?
Erswi, have I mentioned that I do, too? :)
Lince, The Mighty One assumes His Ferengi lawyers* helped you derail that defermentation lawsuit?
*Andorian hitman
After hearing this, Geezer Butler still had a funny name.
After hearing this, Rick Allen tore off his remaining arm and beat himself to death with it. BY USING MAGIC!
Upon hearing this, Zakk Wylde fell off his chair.
He was drunk, you see.
I can’t mention Rick Allen without thinking about one of the best pranks I ever pulled.
When I was 17 I worked at Hardee’s flippin burgers. Me and this other guy my age were both into rock/oldies/heavy metal and became friends.
Well, we had this fucking “Crew Leader” that was a complete douchenozzle. He was a campus “Young Republican” but tried to act cool by pretending to like rock n roll. He must have thrown a dart at Hit Parader and came up with Def Leppard as his favourite band. The guy was a jerk and a fucking psycho and my friend and I hated his guts.
Anyway, I don’t know how I divined it, but we were super busy (two tour buses stopped…500 people), and Crew Leader was being assholetastic, so me and my friend just started talking shit about Rick Allen, “Too bad what happened to him, poor guy…”
Crew Leader stops and asks, “What happened?” I tell him, “You didn’t hear? He was in a car accident and lost his OTHER ARM! What are the chances?”
Fucking gullible young republican practically has a nervous breakdown in front of 500 people. Even better was the gigantic hissy-fit he threw the next day at work: “Why would you guys say that? It was terrible! You shouldn’t lie about things like that!” Every shade redder his face got was like another stroke on my schadenfreude sloth. It was great.
After hearing this, Jake E Lee still had no job.
After hearing this, Minnie shit on the floor.
Ah, Hit Parader, how I love thee.
Fek, you should look him up, give him a call and ask him if he’s heard Steve Clark’s new solo album.
I’ve always pictured Rooster and Trish as Journey fans. “Don’t Stop Believin” and “Any Way You Want It” just seem like good fits for them.