10.01.09 FIRST PICTURES OF THE GREEN HORNET
Splash News today gives us our first look at The Green Hornet, Seth Rogen’s comedic take on the old time superhero being directed by Michel Gondry, who once drew me a tranny. No word on why the crew member in the picture is wearing a surgical mask, but Rogen has that unmistakable “I just farted” smirk on his face. But he’s Canadian. I hear that sort of thing is encouraged over there. It keeps the moose from eating the crops. Denim crops.
(see the explosion-y video from the set, after the jump)
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FIRST PICTURES OF THE GREEN HORNET
Needs more Bruce Lee.
Video announcers. Is there anything worse? Oh yeah. Killing pregnant ten year olds.
All the special effects wizardry of a Rockford Files episode.
Well played Gondry, well played…
Barking spiders are Canada’s national arachnids.
That is not the Green Hornet. That’s the president of Hell’s Leprechauns, the first Irish 1%ers. They. Will. Fuck. You. Up.
It’s nice to see that Short Round is still getting work.
Nic Cage wants his suit back.
I can’t get used to a skinny Seth Rogen. It’s like New Coke, sure it’s technically better that way, but it’s not what I’m fucking used to.
New Coke tasted like hobo piss. How dare you!
homo piss tastes like shit.
New Coke tasted like Pepsi, which tastes better than Coke.
*begins humming ‘Right Now’, misses Crystal Pepsi*
BLASPHEMER!
All the schools I went to were sponsored by Pepsi so that was all we had in the vending machines. If I never saw another drop of that ever again, I’d die a happy man.
The thing I love most about Coke is when I have a server from India pronounce it. I always tip well, but I can’t help but giggle whenever the guy in his accent asks me if I would like another cock.
*feels the eye of Vince upon him*
Oh fuck.. uhh yeah this Green Hornet movie looks very…uhh…Green Hornety.
I still want to see the version of Green Hornet that Kevin Smith describes on (I think?) the second Evening With dvd.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should watch them because it is sadly a movie I’d race to the theaters to watch. (Though this one looks good too based on premise).
I still can’t believe they’re trying to add Jonah Hill as the Blue Bumblebee. I mean, I see the role would be well filled out, but it’s just not true to the original vision.
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