This is the first five minutes of Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, opening in limited release October 30th. Here’s where you can see it (mostly on the coasts).

Oh Troy Duffy.  He never met a stupid movie cliché he didn’t try to sloppily date rape.  The movie begins with the two Irish brothers in hiding, where they’ve grown bushy beards and long hair — because that’s what people in hiding do.  Soon, they cut it all off to symbolize them coming out of hiding — because that’s what people coming out of hiding do.  And they do it all… SET TO A HOMO-EROTIC ROCK MONTAGE!  Hey, Tawmy, did you see da soap and fackin watah running down da crack of dat guys’ ass?  And he was all covahed in tattoos a somethin.  It’s gawt me so fackin’ hawt!  But not cuz I’m queah a nuthin.  Dis fackin movie rawks so hahd. Go Sawx!

The plot is basically that some bad guys killed the brother’s favorite priest.  So then the brothers are all:

“Didja hear dey shot da priest?”
“While ‘e was prayin’.”
“Mahther of marcy.”
“Well you know what we ‘ave to do now, dan’t ya?”
“Prayin’?”
“And shootin’.”

Then there’s a gratuitous flashback to the first movie crowbarred in there, because Troy Duffy was all “Hey, queahs, remembah how fackin’ great I was?  Let’s do shawts.”  Anyway, I can’t wait for this movie.  It’s the cinematic equivalent of watching a gorilla finger paint.