This is the first five minutes of Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, opening in limited release October 30th. Here’s where you can see it (mostly on the coasts).
Oh Troy Duffy. He never met a stupid movie cliché he didn’t try to sloppily date rape. The movie begins with the two Irish brothers in hiding, where they’ve grown bushy beards and long hair — because that’s what people in hiding do. Soon, they cut it all off to symbolize them coming out of hiding — because that’s what people coming out of hiding do. And they do it all… SET TO A HOMO-EROTIC ROCK MONTAGE! Hey, Tawmy, did you see da soap and fackin watah running down da crack of dat guys’ ass? And he was all covahed in tattoos a somethin. It’s gawt me so fackin’ hawt! But not cuz I’m queah a nuthin. Dis fackin movie rawks so hahd. Go Sawx!
The plot is basically that some bad guys killed the brother’s favorite priest. So then the brothers are all:
“Didja hear dey shot da priest?”
“While ‘e was prayin’.”
“Mahther of marcy.”
“Well you know what we ‘ave to do now, dan’t ya?”
Then there’s a gratuitous flashback to the first movie crowbarred in there, because Troy Duffy was all “Hey, queahs, remembah how fackin’ great I was? Let’s do shawts.” Anyway, I can’t wait for this movie. It’s the cinematic equivalent of watching a gorilla finger paint.
I want more like this!
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