10.27.09 FIRST 5 MINUTES OF BOONDOCK SAINTS II: PRAYING & SHOOTING
This is the first five minutes of Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, opening in limited release October 30th. Here’s where you can see it (mostly on the coasts).
Oh Troy Duffy. He never met a stupid movie cliché he didn’t try to sloppily date rape. The movie begins with the two Irish brothers in hiding, where they’ve grown bushy beards and long hair — because that’s what people in hiding do. Soon, they cut it all off to symbolize them coming out of hiding — because that’s what people coming out of hiding do. And they do it all… SET TO A HOMO-EROTIC ROCK MONTAGE! Hey, Tawmy, did you see da soap and fackin watah running down da crack of dat guys’ ass? And he was all covahed in tattoos a somethin. It’s gawt me so fackin’ hawt! But not cuz I’m queah a nuthin. Dis fackin movie rawks so hahd. Go Sawx!
The plot is basically that some bad guys killed the brother’s favorite priest. So then the brothers are all:
“Didja hear dey shot da priest?”
“While ‘e was prayin’.”
“Mahther of marcy.”
“Well you know what we ‘ave to do now, dan’t ya?”
“Prayin’?”
“And shootin’.”
Then there’s a gratuitous flashback to the first movie crowbarred in there, because Troy Duffy was all “Hey, queahs, remembah how fackin’ great I was? Let’s do shawts.” Anyway, I can’t wait for this movie. It’s the cinematic equivalent of watching a gorilla finger paint.
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FIRST 5 MINUTES OF BOONDOCK SAINTS II: PRAYING & SHOOTING
I liked the first one.
This one looks like a big, steaming, pile o crap.
*waits patiently for a picture and/or video of a finger-painting gorilla*
Damn, for someone who has a “2 RIP” vanity plate, you’re ripping on the fanboys pretty hard.
Dor sho gha! Makes you wonder what they will do when they find out Billy Crudup shot their favourite juvenile detention center guard?
I wish i had a beard to stroke, especially when there’s some ponderin’ to do.
@Burnsy: I have one of Shaq writing “WASH ME” on the back window of a delivery van, that close enough?
Erswi, I’m with you on that.
Homo-erotic rock montage is a bit redundant, don’t you think?
Based on the dialogue in that clip, a Homo Erectus rock montage might be more descriptive.
Douchebag frat boys of the world, meet your new favorite movie.
If shaven beards is for coming out of hiding, then I can’t wait for Tom Cruise to make another appearance. Katie Holmes has still got it.
Oh sure, they’ll come out of hiding when somebody shoots a Boston Priest, but where were those assholes when Gozer the Gozerian as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man stepped on a church in New York?
Being half Irish and having a moderately Catholic background, one might expect these movies to somehow resonate with me…but…meh.
Now, Sasha Grey on the Orgasmotron fucking machine? That is something He can get into! QAPLAH!
Did they really have to go so far as to kill a priest? There are tons of easier ways to get Irish guys to come out of hiding. You could pour whiskey down the drain for example. Perhaps sexually abuse their favorite mascot Mr. Potato Head. For fuck’s sake, did they even try parading a drunk Protestant around to yell about the benefits of English rule?
Funny. This is also my last five minutes of Boondock Saints II.
Who ordered the McMovie?
what in the hell are the boondocks? really
I like how they managed to use scissors and barn tools to shave their beards that took years to grow into perfectly sculpted goatees that are made to look like they just haven’t shaved in a few days. Plus fake bed head.
Umm,if your gonna rip on a movie this hard,why even give it the time of day? Seems like a waste of time.
Ummmm, I do it because it’s fun.
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