Comments on: EBERT HATES 3D TOO http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:03:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Okuma http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225717 Okuma Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:55:40 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225717 3D activates one of my phobias, things flying at my eyes. It really isn't a laughing matter. I hate it, it really puts a damper on my social life at the gay bars. 3D activates one of my phobias, things flying at my eyes. It really isn’t a laughing matter. I hate it, it really puts a damper on my social life at the gay bars.

]]> By: BiggieLaing http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225657 BiggieLaing Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:14:01 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225657 That's not Cpt. Kirk...that's Ensign McMichael. Unfortunately he was shot by a Romulan disrutor and didn't make it back with the rest of the away team. Not pictured: Data inappropriately touching Counselor Troy. That’s not Cpt. Kirk…that’s Ensign McMichael. Unfortunately he was shot by a Romulan disrutor and didn’t make it back with the rest of the away team.

Not pictured: Data inappropriately touching Counselor Troy.

]]> By: Charlie Br0nze http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225655 Charlie Br0nze Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:13:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225655 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvBcl40QOhQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvBcl40QOhQ

]]> By: Charlie Br0nze http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225654 Charlie Br0nze Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:11:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225654 Doesn't Mr. World-famous film critic mean "when I see SHARIF ALI growing from a dot far across the desert"? Eesh. Doesn’t Mr. World-famous film critic mean “when I see SHARIF ALI growing from a dot far across the desert”? Eesh.

]]> By: Jirish http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225644 Jirish Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:51:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225644 Give Biff some Ray Bans and he'd be modern hipster scum. Give Biff some Ray Bans and he’d be modern hipster scum.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225643 Fek'lhr Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:41:22 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225643 Furthermore, He never knew Geordi had a little white cousin! Furthermore, He never knew Geordi had a little white cousin!

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225642 Fek'lhr Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:39:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225642 The Mighty Feklahr never knew a young Captain Kirk used to run with Biff Tannen, but it does help explain a few things. The Mighty Feklahr never knew a young Captain Kirk used to run with Biff Tannen, but it does help explain a few things.

]]> By: Jirish http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225641 Jirish Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:36:44 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225641 Ebert later added, "OH SNAP SON, OH SNAP!!!". Ebert later added, “OH SNAP SON, OH SNAP!!!”.

]]> By: Mark It Zero http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225640 Mark It Zero Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:36:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225640 As long as it's not 4D, I'm okay. The only time I watched one, I kept getting transported Jersey Mike's for some reason. Took fucking forever. As long as it’s not 4D, I’m okay. The only time I watched one, I kept getting transported Jersey Mike’s for some reason. Took fucking forever.

]]> By: Moose http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/ebert-hates-3d-too#comment-225639 Moose Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:34:24 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20223#comment-225639 Soon we'll have an entire generation of young moviegoers who say to themselves as they leave the theater after seeing a 3D movie "I wish real life was in 3D, that would be so cool." These are also the people that think a character <i>not</i> having a Blackberry or iPhone is considered a plot hole. Soon we’ll have an entire generation of young moviegoers who say to themselves as they leave the theater after seeing a 3D movie “I wish real life was in 3D, that would be so cool.”

These are also the people that think a character not having a Blackberry or iPhone is considered a plot hole.

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