The video I posted the other day of the drunk guy comically stumbling around a convenient store (at 10 in the morning on a Tuesday no less) has been compared to many things: a man in the depths of an ether binge, a redneck version of a Jamiroquai video, Vincent D’Onofrio’s performance as a giant bug stuck inside the body of a man in Men in Black, the official FilmDrunkard; and today he gets the silent film treatment. I was laughing by the first note of the jaunty piano music. “Dear me, I’ve fallen over.” Amazing. Also, I bet this was an awesome story from the perspective of the guy’s son. His dad took off to run a quick errand, was gone for almost two days, and just when the kid was starting to think Daddy abandoned him because he didn’t love him anymore, POW! There’s Pop in the door with a couple of black eyes and pants full of poop. “Did you miss me, son? Daddy was in the drunk tank again.” (slow-motion while “Chariots of Fire” plays until fade out)
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I know what you guys are wondering, how did he even get to the store that drunk?
Well, he was driven. By thirst.
Guys a regular Boozeter Keaton.
@Tidy: I was thinking more like a regular Fatty Armsbuckle.
A real D.U.I.W. Griffith
He may be in black and white. But he’d rather be in a Black & Tan.
You gotta cut the guy some slack. It’s hard for him to keep his balance. That ponytail is fucking heavy!
I’ve been that drunk before. I had to stay the night at a friend’s house where the party had been. I fell off of a matress on the floor.
Not off a matress onto the floor. The fucking matress was on the floor. And I somehow FELL off.
What, no love for Wallace Beery ?
If he’s walking into a liquor store at 10AM and he’s already drunk, then this fellow is a regular Harold Unemployed.
I’ve had the spins before, which I assume this guy is experiencing; where the room looks like a film that is out of synch and constantly scrolling upward. But those usually ended with me hugging a toilet, not flopping around like Stephen Hawking at an ice rink.
What you guys can’t grasp is that this was all an elaborate ruse to see if he could fuck a bag of Funions with the back of his neck.
I think he should replace Wayons for that Richard Pryor biopic.
cut him some slack guys, he’s just a little dizy cause michael j fox gave him a piggy back ride
Somebody tell MJF to sit the fuck down already.
How have I never heard of mustacheandmonocle.com? I don’t even need to visit it to know it’s going to be amazing.
That only happened because we’re in the same time zone.
If only this had happened at Crazy Bruce’s Liquors. Would’ve been like something off of Animal Planet.
I’ve been this drunk before, but I’ve didn’t try to buy more alcohol. No wait, I did. Then I may have driven home. It’s all pretty foggy.
Pfft. I’d of given him a V8. Problem solved.
The one post I’m topical on and I walk in late…
*Slips on banana face first into a pie*
arbuckle just as long as you dont fall on virgina rappe its all good
New up!
Say, how many of you fell for His rickroll?
What you call a rickroll I call a pleasant surprise.
That site is nearly as clever as the one I started to document why I gave up cunnilingus – mustacheandmonistat.com.
You guys are going to feel terrible when you find out this dude has Muscular Dystrophy. Just kidding, cripples aren’t real people.
That was almost as awkward as that dreadful Achy Breaky line dance.
or the Macarena. Heeeeeey! Ima drunka!