10.07.09 DROP EVERYTHING! NEW TONY JAA CLIP!
Here I was in the middle of writing a subtle, intensively-researched, impassioned piece about the health care crisis, when all of a sudden this new clip from Ong-Bak 2 shows up in my inbox. As you can see, the scene is that the black knight from Monty Python and some guys in masks are having a knife-sex party up in a tree when Tony Jaa decides to interrupt… WITH FISTS! AND KICKS! AND KNEES AND ELBOWS AND BONE BREAKS TO THE CHEST PARTS! Holy crap, nothing gets me fired up like new Tony Jaa clips. In fact, I just headbutted my coffee mug and beat my roommate to death with his own cat. Crap, I gotta go guys, I should call someone about this.
“THIS CHICK SEEMS FEISTY.”
Opens October 23rd in theaters, already available on OnDemand
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DROP EVERYTHING! NEW TONY JAA CLIP!
Knife sex parties are very pokey.
This movie is never coming out, is it?
Wait, I thought you said you had a new Ong Bak 2 clip, so why did you post that excerpt from the Michael Jackson 2 Dead 2 Tour movie?!
I had a lot of trouble following this clip without any subtitles.
Call me when this dude does a back flip scissor kick off of a Giraff and knocks a dude’s head into his lungs.
I mean, the Cambodian tourism board isn’t doing themselves any favors with this one, am’i'right?
^ +e
I’m with Burnsy, this is a fucking joke, right? There really isn’t a movie, just clips of Tony doing Parkour and punching shit.
Tony really wants to get into smaller indie films. In the small pic he’s being Parkour pose-y.
I thought they already made a Street Fighter movie.
This clip has more action then Patrick Swayzes memorial.
Tony really wants to live in Florida, but he’s not a Tampa-proof Jaa.
spazmodic really wants to win Bad Pun of the Week, but at this rate he’ll have to settle for Bad Pun of the Weak.
Knife-sex parties lead people to cut a rug.
Gumby also likes to get a little Pokey.
Tony Jaa:*sings*
Ohh… I could float here forever
Ohh… anemic and sweet
Joe Son thinks Tony Jaa is a pussy for bringing knife sex to a gun rape party.
I once went to a knife-sex party and got blade.
A-cha-cha!
DeFrank, did you just ask me to marry you?
It’s very important that you keep it sheathed at a knife sex party.
@chiino: *blush*
I haven’t been into knife swapping since the swingin’ 70’s.
True story: Danny Trejo got the nickname Machete at a knife sex party.
It’s very important that you keep it sheathed at a knife sex party.
Chi: no More! no!
Knife sex parties are over-serrated.
I’m in a bit of a drought, I just have jack knife sex parties.
Anti-wet dream utility spank :(
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