10.07.09 DROP EVERYTHING! NEW TONY JAA CLIP!

Knife sex parties are very pokey.

This movie is never coming out, is it?

Wait, I thought you said you had a new Ong Bak 2 clip, so why did you post that excerpt from the Michael Jackson 2 Dead 2 Tour movie?!

I had a lot of trouble following this clip without any subtitles.

Call me when this dude does a back flip scissor kick off of a Giraff and knocks a dude’s head into his lungs.

I mean, the Cambodian tourism board isn’t doing themselves any favors with this one, am’i'right?

^ +e

I’m with Burnsy, this is a fucking joke, right? There really isn’t a movie, just clips of Tony doing Parkour and punching shit.

Tony really wants to get into smaller indie films. In the small pic he’s being Parkour pose-y.

I thought they already made a Street Fighter movie.

This clip has more action then Patrick Swayzes memorial.

Tony really wants to live in Florida, but he’s not a Tampa-proof Jaa.

spazmodic really wants to win Bad Pun of the Week, but at this rate he’ll have to settle for Bad Pun of the Weak.

Knife-sex parties lead people to cut a rug.

Gumby also likes to get a little Pokey.

Tony Jaa:*sings*
Ohh… I could float here forever
Ohh… anemic and sweet

Joe Son thinks Tony Jaa is a pussy for bringing knife sex to a gun rape party.

I once went to a knife-sex party and got blade.

A-cha-cha!

DeFrank, did you just ask me to marry you?

It’s very important that you keep it sheathed at a knife sex party.

@chiino: *blush*

I haven’t been into knife swapping since the swingin’ 70’s.

True story: Danny Trejo got the nickname Machete at a knife sex party.

It’s very important that you keep it sheathed at a knife sex party.

Chi: no More! no!

Knife sex parties are over-serrated.

I’m in a bit of a drought, I just have jack knife sex parties.

Anti-wet dream utility spank :(

Knife sex parties involve a lot of switching blades.

Best to just cut your losses, Crap.

Great thing about knife sex parties, you never run out of slashes.

Knife sex parties are very touchy filet.

I think I can handle that, modic.

Does full penetration happen at these parties, or is it just the tip?

Fuck, I suck at this :(

Knife sex parties are very cutting edge.

Dagger? I hardly knew her!

*sorry Crap

(*drunk at knife sex party*)

You guysh sashimi pokin’ that shlut?

San Francisco knife parties are full of gay blades.

After knife sex parties I’m normally rather sword.

I prefer knife sex parties with straight razors.

In prison they have shank sex parties.

It helps at these parties if you’re a switch-blade, like me.

It’s ok to take drugs before going to knife sex parties, just stay away from the Michael Bayonets.

Call me, fellas…..

Dagger?! What are you doing there?! I thought we were made for each other!? Oh well, back to the old rusty vibrating swiss.

(*after ten-secong thrust-frenzy*)

Phew! Stick a fork in me, I’m DONE!

Crocodile Dundee is a real ass when he’s at a knife sex party. He just keeps saying shit about how much size matters.

If it’s all lesbians, is it a scissor party?

secong?

As far as I can tell, all Thailand produces are guys like this, and underage hookers. I say we send Roman Polanski there and let the problem solve itself.

My ex-girlfriend and I used to go to knife sex parties.

We’re serrated now.

Swiss Army knife sex parties are known for their favorite position, the corkscrew.

Excalibur is fun to have at a knife sex party except when it penetrates thru my ass out of mouth, that can really be annoying.