DROP EVERYTHING! NEW TONY JAA CLIP!
10.07.09Here I was in the middle of writing a subtle, intensively-researched, impassioned piece about the health care crisis, when all of a sudden this new clip from Ong-Bak 2 shows up in my inbox. As you can see, the scene is that the black knight from Monty Python and some guys in masks are having a knife-sex party up in a tree when Tony Jaa decides to interrupt… WITH FISTS! AND KICKS! AND KNEES AND ELBOWS AND BONE BREAKS TO THE CHEST PARTS! Holy crap, nothing gets me fired up like new Tony Jaa clips. In fact, I just headbutted my coffee mug and beat my roommate to death with his own cat. Crap, I gotta go guys, I should call someone about this.
“THIS CHICK SEEMS FEISTY.”
Opens October 23rd in theaters, already available on OnDemand
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Knife sex parties are very pokey.
This movie is never coming out, is it?
Wait, I thought you said you had a new Ong Bak 2 clip, so why did you post that excerpt from the Michael Jackson 2 Dead 2 Tour movie?!
I had a lot of trouble following this clip without any subtitles.
Call me when this dude does a back flip scissor kick off of a Giraff and knocks a dude’s head into his lungs.
I mean, the Cambodian tourism board isn’t doing themselves any favors with this one, am’i'right?
^ +e
I’m with Burnsy, this is a fucking joke, right? There really isn’t a movie, just clips of Tony doing Parkour and punching shit.
Tony really wants to get into smaller indie films. In the small pic he’s being Parkour pose-y.
I thought they already made a Street Fighter movie.
This clip has more action then Patrick Swayzes memorial.
Tony really wants to live in Florida, but he’s not a Tampa-proof Jaa.
spazmodic really wants to win Bad Pun of the Week, but at this rate he’ll have to settle for Bad Pun of the Weak.
Knife-sex parties lead people to cut a rug.
Gumby also likes to get a little Pokey.
Tony Jaa:*sings*
Ohh… I could float here forever
Ohh… anemic and sweet
Joe Son thinks Tony Jaa is a pussy for bringing knife sex to a gun rape party.
I once went to a knife-sex party and got blade.
A-cha-cha!
DeFrank, did you just ask me to marry you?
It’s very important that you keep it sheathed at a knife sex party.
@chiino: *blush*
I haven’t been into knife swapping since the swingin’ 70′s.
True story: Danny Trejo got the nickname Machete at a knife sex party.
It’s very important that you keep it sheathed at a knife sex party.
Chi: no More! no!
Knife sex parties are over-serrated.
I’m in a bit of a drought, I just have jack knife sex parties.
Anti-wet dream utility spank :(
Knife sex parties involve a lot of switching blades.
Best to just cut your losses, Crap.
Great thing about knife sex parties, you never run out of slashes.
Knife sex parties are very touchy filet.
I think I can handle that, modic.
Does full penetration happen at these parties, or is it just the tip?
Fuck, I suck at this :(
Knife sex parties are very cutting edge.
Dagger? I hardly knew her!
*sorry Crap
(*drunk at knife sex party*)
You guysh sashimi pokin’ that shlut?
San Francisco knife parties are full of gay blades.
After knife sex parties I’m normally rather sword.
I prefer knife sex parties with straight razors.
In prison they have shank sex parties.
It helps at these parties if you’re a switch-blade, like me.
It’s ok to take drugs before going to knife sex parties, just stay away from the Michael Bayonets.
Call me, fellas…..
Dagger?! What are you doing there?! I thought we were made for each other!? Oh well, back to the old rusty vibrating swiss.
(*after ten-secong thrust-frenzy*)
Phew! Stick a fork in me, I’m DONE!
Crocodile Dundee is a real ass when he’s at a knife sex party. He just keeps saying shit about how much size matters.
If it’s all lesbians, is it a scissor party?
secong?
As far as I can tell, all Thailand produces are guys like this, and underage hookers. I say we send Roman Polanski there and let the problem solve itself.
My ex-girlfriend and I used to go to knife sex parties.
We’re serrated now.
Swiss Army knife sex parties are known for their favorite position, the corkscrew.
Excalibur is fun to have at a knife sex party except when it penetrates thru my ass out of mouth, that can really be annoying.
<— *relinquishes Australian citizenship for missing the Dundee gag*
Nice, Donk.
After a knife sex party, I eat a few life-sabers to get the funky taste out.
When I’m at a knife sex party, I always look for the girl with the biggest cleaverage.
Elderly knife-sex parties are full of Leathermen.
Boning knife sex party is kind of redundant.
Razor blades always like to sneak into knife parties, but hey, who else is gonna chop up the coke?
At lesbian sex parties, the butcher knives wear flannel shirts.
At knife-sex poker parties, I never know whether to razor fold.
I don’t want to shine my own blade, but when I go to knife sex parties, I never leave the ladies wanting claymore.
Knife sex parties can be dangerous, so you need to have a good handle on them.
I’ve seen some strange parings and knife sex parties.
If you want to be the official wine-taster at a knife-sex party. you better have a cleft palate.
^ fucking period, always messing things up…
When at a knife sex party, remember to saber the moment.
Anyone up for a game of Knifey-Spoony?
Know I remember why I named my van the ‘Stabbin’ Cabin’!
Now I remember why I named my van the ‘Stabbin’ Cabin’!
The cheese platter at that last kife sex party was a cut above.
I’m all out of knife sex party jokes!
Now, that is something I never imagined saying.
Throwing blade is very messy considering no one can ever get him to throw his used sheaths away.
Once, I was at a knife sex party so long I got cutting board.
NOW I KNOW I’m a f*cking moron. Thanks, Filmdrunk!
*Goes back to humping hole in mattress*
Carving knife sex parties are electric.
Spoon sex parties are preferable when the guests are ugly.
@Dick Trickle: there is no spoon.
I saw a pretty girl at a knife sex party, so I axed her out.
When attending a knife sex party, it’s always important to look sharp.
If your girlfriend gets on the rag more than once in a month, she may have attended a knife sex party.
Pretty sure I’d give up my first born child to see Tony Jaa play Lui Kang in the next MK film…as long as Nick Cage plays our favorite nut-punching protagonist. Some things are meant to be.
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Am I too late for the knife sex party, or can we claymore?
If he fights the van guy, I’ll totally see it.
Party’s over, Robo. James Blunt turned up and everything got real dull, real quick.
Oh, come ON!