10.19.09 DO IT, THIS GUY SEEMS LEGIT
Covering entertainment news, we hear all too much about no-talent amateurs who just coast through the business winning jobs based on looks or nepotism. People like that lazy hack Meryl Streep. What we don’t hear nearly enough about are those young go-getters who aren’t afraid to go out there and grab life by the junk. People like the young South African you see here, and his campaign to get cast in Stephen Sommers’ Tarzan movie. Here’s part of the letter he wrote to movie writer David Poland accompanying the above picture:
I’m a highly self motivated 22- year old bodybuilder and actor. I’m a huge TARZAN fan ( the walls of my room mostly consists out of Tarzan posters and movie stars) and I live and breathe movies…which is why my dream is to one day move to America/USA and become an actor (movie star) there… as California is the film/entertainment capital of the world.
Honestly I dont have that much film experience (I’ve been working with an Israeli fim company to do a comercial shot at Mosselbay, South Africa/ I’ve done some stage acting as well) but I believe that THE WILL TO WIN IS MORE CRUCIAL THAN THE SKILL TO WIN… [OOH WHA-AA AA-AAH! -Ed.] and anything that I dont know by now I’m willing to learn very fast… It would be an honour to be part of this new TARZAN movie thats now in production by STEPHEN SOMMERS at WARNER BROS.
My personality is very open. I’m an extrovert and an outgoing kind of person.I worked a few years at a local gym where you are constantly working with people which is awesome.
I’m an outdoor type of guy, and like to do a lot of challenging things such as: horse riding/ canoeing /target shooting/ hunting/ swimming/ working out/ mountain climbing/ cycling and anything that is physiqly demanding.
REGARDS
DEWET DU TOIT
Well there you have it. The ball is in your court, Stephen Sommers. I imagine hiring this guy would be a relief after doing all those movies with Brendan Fraser. I have it on good authority that that guy couldn’t canoe for sh-t.
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DO IT, THIS GUY SEEMS LEGIT
From the way I understand Hollywood, acting talent is the least important qualification when casting actors. He should get the part easy.
The name’s going to have to change, son. Do it to twat is just going to confuse people.
Twenty bucks says he’s stapling headshots to credit card receipts at a TGIFridays in L.A. within a month.
Also, wtf, that guy stole my “first date outfit”…
You should hire him, Stephen.
Dewet… DEWET!
That guy stole my “last date knife”.
That’s a nice loincloth he’s wearing. Do you think he killed and skinned that loin himself?
What he lacks in acting skills, he makes up for with big boobs. He’ll be fine.
I love people who OCCASIONALLY use inexplicable caps LOCK.
the walls of my room mostly consists out of Tarzan posters and movie stars
I like the Rob Lowe poster he has on the inside of his closet door.
Me Tarzan, you spot while I work my delts.
I’m here! Come on! Dewet now!
He should get this, sinchy, as David Carradine was the last great actor to swing from a rope.
*David Poland reads the letter whilst sat on a baby elephant, then turns to Cheetah, “I dunno Cheetah, what do you think?”* http://tinyurl.com/ykbexwa
An excerpt from a letter I recently wrote Stephen:
Dear Mr. Sommers,
I am an unmotivated 33 year-old who recently decided to STOP working out. It seems that exercise was RUINING my Grand Theft Auto skills. You know how these THINGS are. FROM what people tell me, MY acting is the greatest thing ever; which is cool because it’s been my dream since CHILDHOOD.
Give my regards to Suzanne!
-Jacktion!
P.S. I have a CAPITAL idea.
mmmm…dewey twat.
Tell me Timmy, do you like gladiator movies?
The first entry for “Dewet du Toit” in the Urban Dictionary involves two 13yr old French girls and R Kelly.
Fuck, I’ve got nothing about a South African Tarzan that Vince wouldn’t delete. I’ll just wait quietly here for the new post.
If that’s Dewet’s real hair then at the very least he ought to get a shampoo commercial out of this. If i was his agent, and i’m gonna write to him and offer my services, i’d probably redo the publicity shot with a less elaborate knife. “We’re in the fucking jungle, baby. Where you gonna get an exotic blade like that?”
SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!
Is this guy’s fucking name “Do it to it?”
South African Tarzans do not like to swing from trees.
South African Tarzan was raised by porch monkeys.
Dr Mr Filmdrunkards,
New up!
- DEWET DU TAINT
Crocodile Dundee: Thaht’s noht ah knife, this is ah knife.
DEWET: NO, THIS IS A KNIFE! IT’S NOT SHARP, BUT IT LOOKS AWESOME AND CAN LEARN TO BE SHARP!
Dewet always resented his more successful cousin Tulajit Tookwit.
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