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	<title>Comments on: DEATH, CANCER &#8211; THE CRAPPY NEWS ROUND UP</title>
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	<description>FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer.</description>
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		<title>By: Immortal 9</title>
		<link>http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/death-cancer-the-crappy-news-round-up#comment-227339</link>
		<dc:creator>Immortal 9</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Prostate cancer huh? This won&#039;t be an Easy Ride.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Prostate cancer huh? This won&#8217;t be an Easy Ride.</p>
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		<title>By: Crapbasket</title>
		<link>http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/death-cancer-the-crappy-news-round-up#comment-227254</link>
		<dc:creator>Crapbasket</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:56:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Busey Time!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Busey Time!!</p>
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		<title>By: Oski</title>
		<link>http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/death-cancer-the-crappy-news-round-up#comment-227252</link>
		<dc:creator>Oski</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I mean, what are they going to say, man, when he&#039;s gone, huh? Because he dies, when it dies, man, when it dies, he dies. What are they going to say about him? What, are they going to say, he was a kind man, he was a wise man, he had plans, he had wisdom?  

&lt;i&gt;Yes.&lt;/i&gt;

Good luck Dennis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I mean, what are they going to say, man, when he&#8217;s gone, huh? Because he dies, when it dies, man, when it dies, he dies. What are they going to say about him? What, are they going to say, he was a kind man, he was a wise man, he had plans, he had wisdom?  </p>
<p><i>Yes.</i></p>
<p>Good luck Dennis.</p>
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		<title>By: Burnsy</title>
		<link>http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/death-cancer-the-crappy-news-round-up#comment-227251</link>
		<dc:creator>Burnsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Even worse, the tumor is part eggplant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even worse, the tumor is part eggplant.</p>
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		<title>By: Fek'lhr</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fek'lhr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*in the latest edition of &quot;Day Late and a Dollar Short&quot;*

&quot;Hey, where can I find some of them Twilight panties?&quot;

&quot;Oh, they&#039;re in aisle 6...right next to the Roman Polanski themed juvenile suppositories and R Kelley themed Depends Undergarments!&quot;

&quot;Thanks, dude! QAPLAH!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*in the latest edition of &#8220;Day Late and a Dollar Short&#8221;*</p>
<p>&#8220;Hey, where can I find some of them Twilight panties?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, they&#8217;re in aisle 6&#8230;right next to the Roman Polanski themed juvenile suppositories and R Kelley themed Depends Undergarments!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Thanks, dude! QAPLAH!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: ChinoMoreno</title>
		<link>http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/death-cancer-the-crappy-news-round-up#comment-227249</link>
		<dc:creator>ChinoMoreno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What? We don&#039;t? Well, fuck me in the ass!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What? We don&#8217;t? Well, fuck me in the ass!!</p>
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		<title>By: Erswi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erswi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uhhh, Chino. I dunno how to tell you this but . . . chicks don&#039;t have a prostate.

Sorry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uhhh, Chino. I dunno how to tell you this but . . . chicks don&#8217;t have a prostate.</p>
<p>Sorry.</p>
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		<title>By: Crapbasket</title>
		<link>http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/death-cancer-the-crappy-news-round-up#comment-227247</link>
		<dc:creator>Crapbasket</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Moooooon Riiiiveeeeerrrr</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Moooooon Riiiiveeeeerrrr</p>
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		<title>By: Charlie Br0nze</title>
		<link>http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/death-cancer-the-crappy-news-round-up#comment-227246</link>
		<dc:creator>Charlie Br0nze</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You using the whole fist, Doc?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You using the whole fist, Doc?</p>
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		<title>By: Watanabex</title>
		<link>http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/death-cancer-the-crappy-news-round-up#comment-227245</link>
		<dc:creator>Watanabex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i do my own prostate exams, im not gonna let cancer sneak up on me</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i do my own prostate exams, im not gonna let cancer sneak up on me</p>
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