10.29.09 DCJ: FEDOR IS FORREST GUMP
(click to enlarge - Fedor pic via MMAmania)
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:
- New thing: special nightclubs for fat people. |FListed|
- Douchebags of the United States, classified by region. To the SoCal BroCal I would’ve added “girlfriend with hair dyed bleach blonde on top and black underneath”. See also: “oversized skate brand hat with perfectly flat bill.” |HolyTaco|
- Hottest NBA cheerleader on each team. |BleacherReport|
- The worst MMA commercial ever. “Grab a Mickey’s and crush it on your head because you’re an idiot, aren’t you, target demographic.” |CageDoctors|
- Six characters who show up in every zombie movie. |Cracked|
- Attack of the Show presents: Slasher School. |G4|
- Sexy Halloween costumes - a link I’m including solely because it includes a girl dressed as Anne Frank kissing a guy dressed as a suicide bomber. |HeebMagazine|
- Proof Mattel has lost their minds: Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken. No, really. |ToplessRobot|
And, last but not least, WILLEM DAFOE SHOOTING ETHAN HAWKE WITH A CROSSBOW!
(via CHUD)
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DCJ: FEDOR IS FORREST GUMP
From the Halloween costume article:
Sexy 9/11
You’ll need a partner for this, but what guy wouldn’t want to dress up like a building about to be pummeled by a sexy airplane?
I have a feeling that guy has to worry about being pummeled by more than just a sexy airplane.
I see those fat clubs getting verrry busy after 2am
BTK, Gump would have ruled the octagon.
You know what’s ironic? In the Fat Clubs, the dancers are bouncers and the bouncers are douche bags instead of vice-versa.
I’m sad that they didn’t mention Mattel’s new Unemployed Puerto Rican Living On Welfare In Orlando Ken.
Metal fat clubs feature sloth pits
It’s too bad that Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken’s true soul mate lives in Malibu.
“Don’t ask me, I’m just a girl!”
Fat clubs call a sex on the beach, beached whales
The first rule of Fat Club is, you don’t tell anyone you hooked up with someone from Fat Club.
Quick. To the Zog signal:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6895020.ece
Here in Ohio, we call fat clubs “sports bars”
Donk, 2 word re: Gump in the octagon . . .
Retard MMA!!!!
Long Beach where it at, J. They done gone ahead and wrangled ‘em up for us!
Oh, and re: Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken-”I just saw the gayest doll on Earth!”
N’upples.
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