Comments on: DCJ: COOL ANIMALS HANGOUT PARTY

By: $3.50

$3.50 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:45:44 +0000

Today officials from the IAWF (International Arm Wrestling Federation) quell allegations of steroid use by arm wrestling champion Matthias Schittle. An internal investigation lead officials to the damp sticky walls in Schlitte’s mother’s basement. When reached for comment the IAWF claimed, “Everything checks out.”

By: Taco_Jones

Taco_Jones — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:23:51 +0000

Why would I want a website to tell me if I’ve been looking at porn? I try to forget the shameful deed once I’m done.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:29:00 +0000

The only time I want to hear Stephenie Meyer and Stephen King mentioned in the same sentence is when it’s followed by the phrase, “eerily similar van accident.”

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:51:49 +0000

I may go buy a van just to kidnap baby Oldman.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:50:29 +0000

Techno Viking thinks that guy’s arm is der punymaker.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:41:31 +0000

A game of slappers only will look so much manlier when people have to imitate the action holding a plastic phallus.

By: DeFrank

DeFrank — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:24:25 +0000

This is why I jerk off with both hands.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:35:00 +0000

Yeah, I love ‘It’ too … but not as much as I love ‘The Stand’!

By: gemma barnes

gemma barnes — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:30:40 +0000

hahaha love it!!

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:56:42 +0000

You think sparkly abstinence is more plausible than pre-teen gangbangers?

Every day I’m hosing horny kids off my lawn.