10.27.09 DCJ: COOL ANIMALS HANGOUT PARTY
(How does that one George Thorogood song go? “A one husky, one cat, and one bear…”) via
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:
- On that note, 25 animals that think they’re people. [HolyTaco]
- A new website can detect if you’ve been looking at porn. I’m guessing a good indicator is that you own a computer. |Asylum|
- This German guy has one huge arm. I thought it was Photoshopped at first. Is it really such a time-saver to only work out one arm? What a weirdo. |FListed|
- 11 celebrities in baby Halloween costumes. Yeah. |ScreenJunkies|
- New Goldeneye game headed to the Wii? Meanwhile, the new Quantum of Solace game is set to hit Game Gear any day now. |G4|
- Stephen King is writing a vampire comic. He’s like Stephenie Meyer with talent, and huge teeth. |ComicsAlliance|
- It was nice of Alister Overeem to choke out James Thompson instead of knocking him out in the first 10 seconds like everyone else does. That guy’s had so many concussions his brain must look like moldy cottage cheese. |CageDoctors|
- Supermodels invade Chicago, which was nice, because usually it’s a total sausage party. |Guyism|
- Love the Boondock Saints? Submit your questions for the stars! |DailyFill|
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There are 14 comments about:
DCJ: COOL ANIMALS HANGOUT PARTY
That arm-wrestler dude may be German resident now, but I guarantee he was born in Chernobyl.
“a” German resident.
Goddam Canadians stole my “a”, eh?
That picture and caption contains 128¾% awesome.
I dunno if I can agree about Stephen King being like a more talented Stephenie Meyer…I demand plot/plausibility in my 12 year old gangbang scenes.
You think sparkly abstinence is more plausible than pre-teen gangbangers?
Every day I’m hosing horny kids off my lawn.
hahaha love it!!
Yeah, I love ‘It’ too … but not as much as I love ‘The Stand’!
This is why I jerk off with both hands.
A game of slappers only will look so much manlier when people have to imitate the action holding a plastic phallus.
Techno Viking thinks that guy’s arm is der punymaker.
I may go buy a van just to kidnap baby Oldman.
The only time I want to hear Stephenie Meyer and Stephen King mentioned in the same sentence is when it’s followed by the phrase, “eerily similar van accident.”
Why would I want a website to tell me if I’ve been looking at porn? I try to forget the shameful deed once I’m done.
Today officials from the IAWF (International Arm Wrestling Federation) quell allegations of steroid use by arm wrestling champion Matthias Schittle. An internal investigation lead officials to the damp sticky walls in Schlitte’s mother’s basement. When reached for comment the IAWF claimed, “Everything checks out.”
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