Is it strange that the people in this instructional video about kissing look like they’ve never interacted with other humans before or does it make perfect sense? I can’t decide. But one thing is for certain, 80% of women prefer bad boy kisses. And 100% of the people making this video think bad boy kisses should be accompanied by rockin’ guitar music. Roman Polanski’s dream comes true at the 1:38 mark. [via EverythingisTerrible]
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I hereby boycott the website known as “Asylum”, for their misuse of the term “fashionista”.
Models aren’t fashionistas: models are MODELS.
God, I’m so lonely…
Also: the Dog Now, Man picture?
Best. ‘Shop. Ever.
He looks just like my dad!
Spaz, it is so brave of you to come out of the closet like that.Bravo!
The Music Kiss is also called the the bobble head.
Turns out “Lesson” looks a lot like “Lesbian” at first glance. Also, if you’re male.
Gay-Time Painting Book: The Story of Goatse
Shape Changing Robot Body Pillow is what comes in the Ultimate Edition of Twilight Scene It.
“80% of women like to be kissed by a bad boy”
That’s why I go for the “punch them in the eye first kiss”
Alls I’m sayin’ is, bitch tries a music kiss on me, she’s gonna be singin’ the blues.
*plays ham bone on knee*
Fuck if I can find it, but there’s a Bob Ross joke in here somewhere.
*picks lint out of belly button*
Nope, not there.
Bob Ross is my f***ing hero. Watch your tongue Jesus.
Gaytime painting is a bit redundant. It’s a fuckin painting book, the gay is implied.
Bob Ross: …now just brush in some happy little buttsex… some happy little cock ‘n balls.
Turns out “Lesson” looks a lot like “Lesion” at first glance. Also, if you’re a doctor.
Someone invented a robot pillow that changes shape depending on how much you love it.
I have a pillow that changes texture when you love it. Soft to damp to crunchy.
Turns out “Lesson” looks a lot like “Liaison” at first glance. Also, if you’re in the CIA.
I still think you can get AIDs from tongue kissing a bitch
That’s how Lassie died, mokeE.
Did Vinny fall asleep again?
@Eib: it’s not a “closet”, it’s a Cabinet of Dreams!