As you can see by this video, it appears Twilight/Adventureland‘s Kristen Stewart has a favorite acting move, and that move is the lip bite. I imagine it’s shorthand for “broody, complex, conflicted.” Coincidentally, the lip bite is Gary Busey’s favorite wrestling move.
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:
- I still can’t decide if this Seth Green mugging/freakout video is real or staged. Am I just super jaded? Something about his reaction just seems… I dunno, a little cliché. Ha, remember when the world had, like, facts and stuff? |BachelorGuy|
- Seven romantic gestures girls don’t want in real life. In my experience, “punch to the kidneys” should be number one.|Guyism|
- Here’s a gallery of celebrity adoptions, including the one brave man who adopted a special needs child named Katherine Heigl. |GetBack|
- Do the Wolves have the NBA’s next great front court? Only if one of those wolves is teen wolf. |HoopDoctors|
- My wife bangs other dudes in her sleep, FML. |FListed|
- One thing Russia has lots of is drunk Russians fighting. |HolyTaco|
- Cedric the Entertainer and Kel Mitchell have a dance off. |G4|
- Tom Cruise goes to college, the comic. Hmm, I wonder if he ran into your mom there. |ScreenJunkies|
- Inventions for the insane. |Atom|
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Very funny, everyone knows Kel Mitchell is dead.
I would gladly bite her lip until I draw blood if that’s what she’s into, but she might have some discomfort sitting down afterwards.
Also, vagina.
Most of those aren’t her biting her lip, but trying to overcome her chronic drymouth.
Perhaps she has irritable bowel syndrome and has to shit all the time, hence the lip biting?
My apologies for thinking you lived in Missouri, Donk. I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.
It’s ok, J, you’ve never seen me drive. If you had, you’d know that I’m definitely not from Missouri.
Seth Green gives off Pointdextrose, so I’m inclined to believe the video is real.
I like to bang dudes in my sleep. There’s no need to make excuses for all the drooling.
Imagine the saliva slick she and L.L. Cool J could create?!? We’d have to spend the next year cleaning up all the little otters and ducks that travel with them.
Stewart bites lips, Green bits ankles, Cruise bites ankles and pillows.
Okay, I can’t be the only one that’s a little turned on after reading Chino and Chelle’s posts back to back, can I?
GRRRR……YOU’RE CHAFFING IT! SPIT ON IT FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!
The one thing I learned about having sex with girls while they sleep is to never kiss them on the mouth.
Especially, if the presence of the chloroform you used is still strong.
My wife loves to bite her tongue.
Well, at least as much as she dislikes being backhanded.
She bites her lip so much to hide that cold sore.
*wants to yell at Donk, bites tongue, returns to kitchen to make sammiches*
N’up.
Its cause the vampires wont bite her other ones.