10.21.09 DAILY CIRCLE JERK: JAPANESE TOILET TRAINING
You know you’re being toilet trained in Japan when anthropomorphic tigers are singing “Poo poo, come out, come out.” Be sure to watch until the live-action segment at the end. GRR, TOILET TIGERS!
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DAILY CIRCLE JERK: JAPANESE TOILET TRAINING
I need to be able to save this video. It should be very helpful to me in 6-12 months.
You think that video is trippy, check out one of the most popular toilet training videos from the U.S. (I’m not making this up, either):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9v-nKxH2NE
The funny thing about Asians using the toilet is 10 minutes later they have to use it again….because they have an enlarged prostate.
You know what though? Lego Rock Bands really stick together.
Baby Tiger: Dad, I did a poo poo in the toilet didn’t I?
Daddy Tiger: Thats right. And later tonight, when you go to bed, I’m gonna do a poo poo on your mothers tits.
(Smash Cut To Title)
SCAT CAT!
Why not make him look like actual Freddie Mercury?
Seeing as this game is tailored more towards kids, I’m betting they thought that having Freddie singing into a dick shaped lego piece wouldn’t be prudent.
Vanilla Ice?
Thats two things South Africans either have never tasted or have never seen.
I sang the same song after meeting Pauly and Chodin in prison.
THEY’LLLLLL GLLLLLLLLLLLATE!
I need a janitor girlfriend. I poop on the floor alot.
Lego Freddie Mercury will, he will block you!
You know, when I woke up this morning and had a boner, I thought to myself, “If only I had a picture of Geena Davis in lingerie to ‘bate to.”
A link from the “Breakdance Cat” video page.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1892014
If you don’t get it, you just don’t get it.
Drag race crashes, eh? I’ve always heard that it’s hard to run in heels.
I wanna see Duplo Meatloaf.
This year’s most poignant Japanese PSA was the award winning How to Tentacle Rape Shogun Granddaughter Great Family Honor
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