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Daily Circle Jerk Links:

  • Ah, gotta love Halloween costumes for girls.  “What type of whore would you like to be?”  Here are some Marvel whores.  |ComicsAlliance|
  • 8 phrases that don’t mean what you think they mean.  Wait, does this mean no doesn’t mean no? |Asylum|
  • Get your $290 Rambo action figure, with special gook-strangling grip© |StreetLevel|
  • Check out the Black Dynamite soundboard.  Though I’d urge caution, because it ruins some of the best lines in the movie. |BlackDynamiteSoundboard|
  • Those fascists in Australia are imposing a strict 24-beer limit on sports fans.  |FListed|
  • Have you ever been so pissed off that you started swinging a cactus? |HolyTaco|
  • Mythbusters fall premiere.  I lump these guys in with Alton Brown in the category of “guys I can’t stand whose shows I watch anyway.” |ScreenJunkies|
  • Oh hey look, it’s a new episode of Legend of Neil.  You know Neil.  He’s, like, legendary. |Atom|
  • Here’s that dude from Attack of the Show who’s not Olivia Munn dressed like Lady Gaga. |G4|
  • And finally, a local gem from my neck of the woods, a Madera, California County supervisor is accused of child molestation, but claims he is “a victim of extortion by a band of gypsies.”  The estate of Jimi Hendrix denies the charges.  UPDATE: Sweet mother of God, if you value your brain cells do not read the comments. |ABC30|