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Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- “Ride me like a throbbing fish,” and other lines from the worst sex scene in comics. |ComicsAlliance|
- The Miss California organization is suing Carrie Prejean to get the money they paid for her breast implants back. Everyone involved in this story should be burned for fuel. |MeandIsis|
- Top 10 Dave Letterman musical guests. Meanwhile, beans were number one on the list of musical fruits. |GetBack|
- Picking up women on Halloween made simple. |Asylum|
- Some guy used radio waves to cure his cancer and it worked, kinda. |FListed|
- What if Lil’ Wayne goes to jail? |SmokingSection|
- 25 sexy witches. |HolyTaco|
- Aziz Ansari on Attack of the Show |G4|
- Jon Stewart on the Al Franken anti-rape bill. Anti rape? The dastard! Seriously though, 30 people voted against it. 30. 30 Senators. Isn’t there an auto-impeach clause somewhere? |ScreenJunkies|
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That cat is a liar!!! They do not taste like chicken.
You’re not using enough sesame oil and soy sauce, Eib.
I’M A CHIKIN LOL
COOL STORY, BRO.
Vinnie, you could also add that those 30 senators are Republicans. You know, if you wanted to be a liberal dick.
This is what the chinese restaurants do to trick the FDA. HAHA! Stupid FDA.
Banner cat feels completely comfortable cross-species dressing. As long as there are no gays around.
Well, Burnsy, I do use my dick liberally. Seriously though, how big of a flamer is Lindsay Graham? That dude is like Richard Simmons gay.
I’m all for an anti-rape bill. As long as there are no gays in here.
I’m not saying he’s gay, but Lindsay Graham wears tap shoes to the bathroom.
We were going to have an anti-rape provision in our employment contract, but we just canceled the Christmas party instead.
Lindsay Graham is not gay, as long as there are no gays around.
Idiots eat up anything Jon Stewart says on his fake show. The purpose of the amendment is to bar the Defense Department from contracting with any company that requires arbitration to settle disputes with employees. Arbitration is not binding in cases of rape, and it doesn’t limit the victim in that case’s ability to go after them on a criminal level – she has already successfully done so.
You can rely on Snake for the truth.
Meanwhile, beans were number one on the list of musical fruits.
Really? Above Elton John?