This week’s comments of the week winners will receive a t-shirt with one of the designs you see above, courtesy of Rob at ShirtGenius.  Shirtgenius.com has both of these and more aggressive shirt designs.  Take a look at this shirt, for instance. Now that is an aggressive shirt.  It makes me wish I was pregnant and Jewish.  But I say that about everything.  Jason Statham says, “Oi. Most cunts know, Oy don’ wear fock’n shir’s, now does Oy? But if a cunt was wearin one of dese shir’s, ovva cunts moight be woise ta steah cleah, now wouldn’ dey?”  (As part of the terms of this giveaway, Rob wasn’t interested in a plug from me, only one from The Stath).

In any case, here are the winning comments (honorable mentions after the jump):

(from PATRICK BATEMAN WAS BASED ON TOM CRUISE)
Pauly Dangerously says: “As we arrive at Espace I’m on the verge of tears as I’m certain there are gays there. But there isn’t; relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”  [+10 for proper use of meme -Ed.]

(from SOUTH AFRICAN GUY CAMPAIGNS FOR ROLE OF TARZAN)
Oski says:
Crocodile Dundee: “Thaht’s noht ah knife, this is ah knife.”
DEWET: “NO, THIS IS A KNIFE! IT’S NOT SHARP, BUT IT LOOKS AWESOME AND CAN LEARN TO BE SHARP!”

Well done, guys.  Send me your addresses and collect your prize.

Honorable mention:

(From SPIKE JONZE DIRECTS KANYE WEST IN SHORT FILM):
ATidyLittleSum says: “Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Dudley Moore played one of the best existentially sad yet hilarious drunks of all time!!”

ChinoMoreno says: “What’s so trippy about this? I get crazy drunk and find hairy guys all up in my guts all the time.”

(From ROMAN POLANSKI IS IN THE HOSPITAL):
Erswi says: “The best part about being in a Swiss hospital? Surgeons save time by not having to ask for separate tools.”

(From DRUNK GUY AT THE STORE: SILENT FILM)
ATidyLittleSum says: “Guy’s a regular Boozeter Keaton.”

Stinky Peet says: “I was thinking more like a regular Fatty Armsbuckle.”

ATidyLittleSum says: “A real D.U.I.W. Griffith.”

Jacktion! says: “If he’s walking into a liquor store at 10AM and he’s already drunk, then this fellow is a regular Harold Unemployed.”

(From WOLFMAN HATES THE SILVER BULLET):
Jacktion! says: “I understand Bobcat Goldthwait will be directing Michael J. Fox in the Teen Wolf sequel, Shakes the Wolf.”

(From OY VEY MY SON IS GAY!)
Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says: “Homosexual Jews share more showers than Holocaust Jews.”

(From OY VEY THESE NAZIS ARE GAY!)
Burnsy says: “I’m not saying he’s gay, but Lindsay Graham wears tap shoes to the bathroom.”

ChinoMoreno says: “Nazis want blonde hair and blue eyes. Gay Nazis are more than accepting of the brown eyes.”

(From THE NEW A-TEAM LOOKS PHOTOSHOPPY)
argentino says: “Danny Trejo should play B.A Maracas.”

(From ROMAN POLANSKI MAY RETURN TO THE U.S.)
Crapbasket says: “ALPS! I IZ IN SWISS JAILZ!”

As always, there were a lot more funny comments than the ones I could list here.  Anyway, happy commenting this week, there WILL be a prize again.