Comments on: CHRIS PINE IS JACK RYAN, PEOPLE CARE

By: freedom_chipmunk

freedom_chipmunk — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:34:58 +0000

I’m not gay, but if Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto wanted to have a sexy threesome with Serious Cat, well… I’m not saying I wouldn’t watch that.

By: Morton Salt

Morton Salt — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:29:27 +0000

As a co-star with Mr. Hardfellow, I feel it necessary to correct you, Vince. The film was called QUEER AND PLEASANT DANGLER. I should know, I played said dangler under the pseudonym Annonymous Tipp.

By: Moose

Moose — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:29:15 +0000

All Sylarious cat needs is a pair of bionic bifocals to become Scorsese cat.

By: iwontrememberthis

iwontrememberthis — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:24:37 +0000

Sylarious cat is a touch of genius.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:21:17 +0000

I have a Chris Pine air freshener in my car.

The whole thing smells like promise and chutzpah.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:20:57 +0000

But really, I have been so high I was able to see sound waves. I have been so high I literally thought I might never come out of it, but didn’t mind. I was able to synch Dark Side of the Moon with The Wizard of Oz FLAWLESSLY.

By: Jirish

Jirish — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:17:37 +0000

Yea, raise your hand if you saw “The Sum of All Fears”.

God damn it, go sit in the corner Donkey.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:17:15 +0000

Obligatory Trek joke: Captain Kirk as Jack Ryan? Wasn’t Han Solo available???

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:14:09 +0000

The Mighty Feklahr caught Air Force One a few weeks ago on tv and hadn’t remembered how ridiculously lame the premise, characters, and dialogue was.

Then again, He gets pretty fucking high.

By: ATidyLittleSum

ATidyLittleSum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:08:40 +0000

I…actually like and Zach Quinto(Though his eyebrows are crazy)and Chris Pine so I’ll defer all my insults to the next post.