CHRIS PINE IS JACK RYAN, PEOPLE CARE
10.14.09Chris Pine was charismatic and likable in Star Trek, and thanks to some mild acne scars, just not-pretty enough for me to not hate him. Most recently, Variety reports that Pine is in talks to take over as Tom Clancy hero Jack Ryan in a Paramount reboot of the franchise. I just hope he can do as good a job as Rod Hardfellow did in Queer and Pleasant Danger. Pine will have some big shoes to fill, and gaping buttholes.
Alec Baldwin originated the character in 1990′s “The Hunt for Red October,” Harrison Ford played him in 1992′s “Patriot Games” and 1994′s “Clear and Present Danger,” and Ben Affleck played Ryan in 2002′s “The Sum of All Fears.” The studio and producers Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Mace Neufeld are working with a script draft by Hossein Amini, based on an original concept.
This is really exciting news because Chris Pine might maybe play a character in a movie as yet to be determined. And it’s from the producer of G.I. Joe and the upcoming Asteroids movie, so you know it’s going to be good. As long as they find a director and a budget and a script and a place to shoot it and some other actors. Really, I don’t see what could go wrong.


Are we sure this isn’t about Paul Walker?
(the part about gaping a-holes as well)
Hossein Amini’s script will be explosive.
Holy shit, Serious Cat with the Quinto eyebrows is staring at my soul.
Chrisp Ine Meh.
Sylarious cat?
Okay. If they have to make another Clancy movie, why can’t they focus more on the John Clark character in Without Remorse or make Rainbow Six into a movie?
Also, someone in Hollywood needs to pick up a Vince Flynn book and tell me that his Mitch Rapp character wouldn’t be an awesome fucking subject to use.
I…actually like and Zach Quinto(Though his eyebrows are crazy)and Chris Pine so I’ll defer all my insults to the next post.
The Mighty Feklahr caught Air Force One a few weeks ago on tv and hadn’t remembered how ridiculously lame the premise, characters, and dialogue was.
Then again, He gets pretty fucking high.
Obligatory Trek joke: Captain Kirk as Jack Ryan? Wasn’t Han Solo available???
Yea, raise your hand if you saw “The Sum of All Fears”.
God damn it, go sit in the corner Donkey.
But really, I have been so high I was able to see sound waves. I have been so high I literally thought I might never come out of it, but didn’t mind. I was able to synch Dark Side of the Moon with The Wizard of Oz FLAWLESSLY.
I have a Chris Pine air freshener in my car.
The whole thing smells like promise and chutzpah.
Sylarious cat is a touch of genius.
All Sylarious cat needs is a pair of bionic bifocals to become Scorsese cat.
As a co-star with Mr. Hardfellow, I feel it necessary to correct you, Vince. The film was called QUEER AND PLEASANT DANGLER. I should know, I played said dangler under the pseudonym Annonymous Tipp.
I’m not gay, but if Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto wanted to have a sexy threesome with Serious Cat, well… I’m not saying I wouldn’t watch that.