10.30.09 BRONSON GUY IS THE NEW MAD MAX

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY TO ME.

I think he’s that pissed off in the banner pic because Daniel Day Lewis stole his hat.

Mad Max 4 -Furry Road. Who wants a mustache ride?!

Is he an 1890’s circus strongman?

I swear to fuck, if his Mad Max rides one of those bicycles with the giant wheel in the front, I am going to murder someone.

the first Mad Max film since 1985

So this movie is centered around Max and his posse of Rascal riders on a quest to find the last of the fruit cups in the retirement home?

Intervention, Mr. Clean Edition.

I’m wouldn’t be afraid of this dude. It’s been my experience that guys that make crazy eyes like that are scared to fight. Every time I’ve ever bowed up on a guy like this, I black out because of my rage and when I come to, he’s long gone. The weird thing is, every single one of them has pissed on my crotch before running away. Weird, huh?

Actually, I don’t hate the idea of another Mad Max movie, but I do hate the idea of throwing mountains of cash at it coupled with “big names”. Then again, it’s not like these fucks in Hollywood actually give a rat’s ass about making movies, they just want a return on their fucking investment. What better way than to squeeze every last fucking penny by whoring out beloved franchises?

Coming in 2010, “Uncle Buck 2: Electric Buckaloo!”

Isn’t Charlize Theron from South Africa? I wonder what she likes to eat…

Yes Chino, Charlize is an African-American.

Don’t know why, but I’m just gonna take the possition that this will suck like an abortion vac until proven otherwise.

That kind of sucking has always been good for me.

There’s a whole nuther type of sucking that I endorse.

I that he was the My Name is Earl guy.

Melvin and the Chipmunks: The Fumunda from Down Unda edition.

He was actually the construction worker in The Village People.