Comments on: AVATAR HAS A NEW, NON-BOOTLEG TRAILER – UPDATE http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 04:41:44 -0400 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: WellHungTurtle http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-227132 WellHungTurtle Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:57:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-227132 Gen: "Jake, we got some bad news. It turns out that the avitar that we bred for you to control...well you know how he looks like he's got the down syndrome? Well that's because he's got the down syndrome. Also, our crack team of Anthropologists made a misclassification in their studies of these indigenous beings. Yeah, hah funny thing here really, uh...turns out that the blue ones, yeah they are the gay ones. More specifically the catchers. I mean we are talking about some major queens here..." Gen: “Jake, we got some bad news. It turns out that the avitar that we bred for you to control…well you know how he looks like he’s got the down syndrome? Well that’s because he’s got the down syndrome. Also, our crack team of Anthropologists made a misclassification in their studies of these indigenous beings. Yeah, hah funny thing here really, uh…turns out that the blue ones, yeah they are the gay ones. More specifically the catchers. I mean we are talking about some major queens here…”

]]> By: ILoveZombieFlicks http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-227097 ILoveZombieFlicks Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:14:33 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-227097 This piece of shit definitely needs more zombie. This piece of shit definitely needs more zombie.

]]> By: argentino http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-227015 argentino Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:10:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-227015 what the fuck is doing the bassist of U2 doing there? what the fuck is doing the bassist of U2 doing there?

]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-226966 Erswi Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:00:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-226966 Not for nuthin but I'd fuck that blue cat chick. Just sayin'. Not for nuthin but I’d fuck that blue cat chick.

Just sayin’.

]]> By: B.K. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-226943 B.K. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:59:28 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-226943 I sat through <i>Rogue</i> because I refused to believe the hot Australian guy wouldn't somehow overcome being mauled by a giant crocodile to return at the end and make out with me. So let's just say I've already been disappointed by Sam Worthington, and I didn't even bother with <i>Terminator: Salvation.</i> I sat through Rogue because I refused to believe the hot Australian guy wouldn’t somehow overcome being mauled by a giant crocodile to return at the end and make out with me. So let’s just say I’ve already been disappointed by Sam Worthington, and I didn’t even bother with Terminator: Salvation.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-226941 Stinky Peet Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:49:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-226941 Caption for banner pic: "Well it all started when I accidentally booked Blue Man Group and <i>Cats</i> for the same night..." Caption for banner pic: “Well it all started when I accidentally booked Blue Man Group and Cats for the same night…”

]]> By: Arbuckle http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-226940 Arbuckle Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:46:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-226940 I would see this if it was called "Smurf Girls are Easy (and there are no gays here)" I would see this if it was called “Smurf Girls are Easy (and there are no gays here)”

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-226939 Burnsy Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:41:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-226939 I drew one also. I drew one also.

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-226938 Burnsy Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:41:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-226938 That's almost like the V I dres on Pauly's forehead when he passed out after three wine coolers. That’s almost like the V I dres on Pauly’s forehead when he passed out after three wine coolers.

]]> By: Patty Boots http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/avatar-new-non-bootleg-trailer/comment-page-1#comment-226937 Patty Boots Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:39:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20492#comment-226937 Donk, I'm with you on that. This seems less <i>T2</i> awesome and more <i>Titanic</i> predictable/cheesy story with fancy effects. Donk, I’m with you on that. This seems less T2 awesome and more Titanic predictable/cheesy story with fancy effects.

]]>