UPDATE: Trailer now working and in HD
James Cameron’s Avatar doesn’t open until December 18th, but already it seems to have divided people dorks on the internet into pro and anti camps. I think the CG looks sorta cheesedick (see above) and I hate 3D, but effects are secondary anyway, and the film earned my cautious optimism based on Cameron’s track record alone.
This new trailer is pretty long and looks good overall. It inspires hope that Sam Worthington is finally in something that doesn’t suck as bad as Terminator Salvation, though it also reminds me that Michelle Rodriguez is in this — she’s so hardcore and Latina, you putos better recognize! Come to think of it, it seems kind of weird that Sam Worthington’s playing basically the same spy-who-abandons-his-infiltration-mission character in this as in Terminator Salvation. I’m thinking he can resolve this conflict with a simple heart transplant. Because the heart is literally all that matters, you guys.
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Call me a dork if you must but at least I’m an anti-Avatar dork. Amiright?!?!
I FUCKING LOVE GATOS!
There’d be 100% more blue tits in this film if Zack Snyder directed. :(
I care about everything on this planet more than this stupid movie.
I would rather vote Libertarian than see this movie.
Cameron’s track record is what worries me. He did ‘Titanic’ and this film has that same grandiose-scale wankfest feeling about it. I know ‘Titanic’ didn’t have helicopters fighting against pterodactyls, but ‘Avatar’ also doesn’t have Billy Zane, so I’m calling that a wash.
I wish our language was made of Legos too.
I would rather let Chodin be the bottom for once.
When is Hollywood going to realize that nobody likes Anna Lucia?
“I said, the better to HEAR YOU WITH. Get it?”
Donk, I’m with you on that. This seems less T2 awesome and more Titanic predictable/cheesy story with fancy effects.
That’s almost like the V I dres on Pauly’s forehead when he passed out after three wine coolers.
I drew one also.
I would see this if it was called “Smurf Girls are Easy (and there are no gays here)”
Caption for banner pic: “Well it all started when I accidentally booked Blue Man Group and Cats for the same night…”
I sat through Rogue because I refused to believe the hot Australian guy wouldn’t somehow overcome being mauled by a giant crocodile to return at the end and make out with me. So let’s just say I’ve already been disappointed by Sam Worthington, and I didn’t even bother with Terminator: Salvation.
Not for nuthin but I’d fuck that blue cat chick.
Just sayin’.
what the fuck is doing the bassist of U2 doing there?
This piece of shit definitely needs more zombie.
Gen: “Jake, we got some bad news. It turns out that the avitar that we bred for you to control…well you know how he looks like he’s got the down syndrome? Well that’s because he’s got the down syndrome. Also, our crack team of Anthropologists made a misclassification in their studies of these indigenous beings. Yeah, hah funny thing here really, uh…turns out that the blue ones, yeah they are the gay ones. More specifically the catchers. I mean we are talking about some major queens here…”