A lot of mainstream films are shot in Australia (Where the Wild Things Are, Knowing, Wolverine, just to name a few from 2009) because of the favorable exchange rate. But the Australian dollar, which was worth about 55 cents when I lived there in 2003, closed at 95 cents on Friday, and some say could hit $1.10 by next year. And all because of a secret coalition of Jew bankers. WB had planned to shoot The Green Lantern in Sydney, but now they’re pulling out after the dollar dropped 30% just in the six months since the production was planned.
The NSW government announced in April it had secured the “Green Lantern” shoot at Fox Studios and production was to have started in November. Martin Campbell (“Casino Royale”) is set to direct Ryan Reynolds (“The Proposal”) in the big screen comic book adaptation, which is set for a summer 2011 release. Industry sources here suggest “Green Lantern” will move to Mexico or Canada. [THR]
So what does this mean for you the moviegoer? Nothing, really. I just thought you guys should know. I didn’t want you to hear it from someone else. Reached for comment, Paul Hogan pointed to Mexico on a map and said, “That’s not a movie studio, THAT’s a movie studio,” pointing at Australia. When I pointed out that both were just places on a map and not movie studios at all, he just cut off a slice of the salami he was holding and put it in his mouth and started chewing, staring right at me. It was as if he hadn’t heard me at all.

Most of the women I’ve been with make me pull out after the dollars have been dropped, too.
Well, there was that Lot Lizard that said she’d had a hysterectomy. She said I could let ‘er rip.
…they’re pulling out after the dollar dropped…
Aesop Says: “It’s more expensive, to not pull out.”
:(
There’s no need to pull out if you just go down under.
And all because of a secret coalition of Jew bankers.
It’s all part of an elaborate plot to get Mel Gibson to move back.
Green Lantern 2: Electric Kangaroogaloo
Producers response when finding out they have to leave Australia:
“Yahoo!!!…Serious??”
Industry sources here suggest “Green Lantern” will move to Mexico or Canada.
The only things that gets shot in Mexico or Canada is white people and elk.
He went from Hal Jordan to potentially Jefe Jordan or Hoser Jordan.
I clearly don’t know how to use italics in HTML.
/bows head sadly
When Fox films in Australia, the shit flushes the wrong way
Mexican Green Lantern has an extra appreciation for the work that aliens do to keep the general population happy.
Canadian Green Lantern’s motto is “This looks like a job for a government program.”
Don’t worry guys, Australians have a long history of throwing stuff out only to have it come right back to them.
Linterna Verde no necesita nadar a América.
Mexican Green Lantern would love to help, but he’s asleep against a giant cactus.
El enemigo de Linterna Verde es La Cucaracha.
“Aboriginal” is a pretty good word to describe most big budget movies nowadays.
Mexican Green Lantern rock JNCO jean shorts even though you’re 99% sure they haven’t sold those in years.
Jodie FOSTER, australian for bitch.
Linterna Verde tiene un pulgar verde, pero no será su jardinero.
Sure, move production to Canada, where our dollar is now worth 99 cents. Are these “industry sources” retarded?
<— busy buying American money
Linterna Verde pudo tomar una siesta durante una lucha.
My sources in Australia are saying:
“¡ʞɔɐq uɹǝʇuɐ1 uǝǝɹb ʇuɐʍ ǝʍ”
Al, I think it still ends up being cheaper here than Australia with the various dollars even
Greene Lanterne doesn’t know what all the fuss is aboot, eh?
NERP!
Chopper hasn’t been the same since a dingo ate his baby.
In order to prepare for the physically demanding role, Reynolds needs to harden the fuck up.