10.28.09 ANDY SAMBERG & INAPPROPRIATE ERECTIONS
I combined a couple of these stories into one post because they weren’t that interesting:
Billy Bob Thornton and the Rock
…are joining the cast of Faster. “The Rock plays Driver, an ex-con out to avenge his brother’s murder. Thornton plays Cop, a veteran policeman who trails Driver. Also in the mix is Killer, an egocentric hitman who’s after Driver. That role hasn’t been cast yet.” I really hope those aren’t the character’s actual names, said Producer. ...Would you ask Tom Petty if he was gonna be in a movie with The Rock? [Variety]
Emmanuelle Chriqui and Val Kilmer
…are set to star in Georgia, about the Russia-Georgia conflict last year. I’m sure it will be historically accurate, because it’s being directed by Renny Harlin (12 Rounds, Driven, Deep Blue Sea, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane), whose movies are occasionally good by accident. [THR]
Ricky Gervais is hosting the Golden Globes
…which makes it a shame that the Golden Globes are such a sham. It’s hard not to look corrupt when you honor a bunch of movies that hadn’t even been released when the nominations were announced. But I like Ricky Gervais. He’s one of the good ones. [HitFix]
And finally, this guy got a boner while looking at an Iron Man DVD:
You’re gettin me all hot, Wal Mart. [source]
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ANDY SAMBERG & INAPPROPRIATE ERECTIONS
I’ve never met a boner that was inappropriate.
I really hope those aren’t the character’s actual names
I, on the other hand, am praying my inappropriate boner off that they go with those names.
Clearly you’ve never met my boner Chino. It hates Jews.
Emmanuelle Chriqui and Val Kilmer are set to star in Georgia about the Russia-Georgia conflict last year
Kilmer will be playing the role of Russia to Chriqui’s Georgia.
/has inappropriate boner envy
If it’s a remake of The Driver then those are the names.
Kristen Stewart will play Belarus.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is Hungary.
James Franco is Estonia.
A threatening scene will instead turn into light-hearted comedy upon the cameo appearance of Richard Moldova.
Retard Pig is rooting for some scenes involving Mongolia.
I hear the parts with Chyna are where everything starts to click.
Who’s going to play Woman Driver? The character that goes 40 mph in the left lane while applying make up, talking on the phone and arranging stuffed animals on her dash?
I can totally do that.
Romania doesn’t understand all this fuss about one 13-year-old girl from 32 years ago.
Who plays Greece? I go with Travolta. Not just because he already has the movie credentials, but also because he likes to have sex with men.
Tony Jaa is very disappointed he wasn’t chosen to play Thailand. Producers explained that David Carradine simply has more international ties than he does.
Tom Cruise is lined up to play Uruguay.
As long as there are … you know.
He already played Paraguay in that Fourth of July film.
*Slow clap for Spaz*
*bows awkwardly, Blarts pants*
For Halloween, I’m going to be Iron Man with a stiffy.
You guessed it…”Tony Starch”.
Roman Polanski nailed the part of Iran.
Dolly Parton’s contribution as Iraq was mamorable.
[sic]
[sniffs rush, stands up really fast, passes out and hits head on table]
Tight!
Finally, I’m alone. Now I can start drinking! :D
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