There are 20 comments about:
AMPUTEE NEEDED FOR COSTUME ACCESSORY
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:28 pm
JessicaD says:
Has anyone else here seen Boxing Helena…cause I’m sure this dude has.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Mark It Zero says:
Careful what you wish for, right? Not exactly the ass to ass I was asking for, first star I saw last night!
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
JHC says:
Hmmm. Brooklyn, huh? Big and strong, you say?
Vince, just man up and admit that Ufford found your ad. It’s okay.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Vince Mancini says:
Are you saying you think I’m big and strong, JHC? (*blush*)
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Jirish says:
I was going to attempt the ass to mouth human caterpillar but these prostitutes keep dying by the time I get the last one sewn on.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Erswi says:
What about if instead of finding an amputee we just go out and make one?
Fek! Gas up the van!
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Eibmoz says:
Jirish, it is so hard to find a good prostitute nowadays, isnt it?
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
ChinoMoreno says:
Huh. This is new to me. Most guys that want to take me out to party want to get me on MY back, not theirs.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Donkey Hodey says:
He’s only going to be able to pick up ugnaughts in that costume.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Jirish says:
Seriously. “mmpff, can’t breath mpfff”. She should have thought about that before she made bad life choices imo.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
DeFrank says:
This reminds me of last year when I decapitated the ex wife to hang from my dick when I went as the “High Tension” killer.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Slaappy says:
Dear Brooklyn,
Do you have a van and can you pick me up, I’m in Queens. And I’ll ride you all night!
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
DeFrank says:
Two and half men – 1 man + funny = That dude.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Donkey Hodey says:
ADDENDUM TO ADVERTISEMENT: If you still have the bottom half, I’d also like to work out some kind of arrangement to use that in my private time.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Fek'lhr says:
*drives drunk to gas station, turns on pump, lights cigarette, sharpens machete*
QAPLAH, Swi!
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Fek'lhr says:
The only way this could be more complete is if they get a retarded black guy (dressed like Lando!) to follow them around calling them “Forrest” and “Lt. Dan”.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Charlie Br0nze says:
He’ll be pissed if he does get to complete his costume, attends the party and there’s Siamese twins there dressed as Zaphod Beeblebrox.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Donkey Hodey says:
Thing from the Addams Family continues his fruitless search to find an amputee to go as Luke during his first fight with Darth Vader.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Donkey Hodey says:
So I figured, it was either answer this ad or go as Qui Gon Jinn for the third straight year…
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Charlie Br0nze says:
MIZ could probably get him a toe.
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There are 20 comments about:
AMPUTEE NEEDED FOR COSTUME ACCESSORY
Has anyone else here seen Boxing Helena…cause I’m sure this dude has.
Careful what you wish for, right? Not exactly the ass to ass I was asking for, first star I saw last night!
Hmmm. Brooklyn, huh? Big and strong, you say?
Vince, just man up and admit that Ufford found your ad. It’s okay.
Are you saying you think I’m big and strong, JHC? (*blush*)
I was going to attempt the ass to mouth human caterpillar but these prostitutes keep dying by the time I get the last one sewn on.
What about if instead of finding an amputee we just go out and make one?
Fek! Gas up the van!
Jirish, it is so hard to find a good prostitute nowadays, isnt it?
Huh. This is new to me. Most guys that want to take me out to party want to get me on MY back, not theirs.
He’s only going to be able to pick up ugnaughts in that costume.
Seriously. “mmpff, can’t breath mpfff”. She should have thought about that before she made bad life choices imo.
This reminds me of last year when I decapitated the ex wife to hang from my dick when I went as the “High Tension” killer.
Dear Brooklyn,
Do you have a van and can you pick me up, I’m in Queens. And I’ll ride you all night!
Two and half men – 1 man + funny = That dude.
ADDENDUM TO ADVERTISEMENT: If you still have the bottom half, I’d also like to work out some kind of arrangement to use that in my private time.
*drives drunk to gas station, turns on pump, lights cigarette, sharpens machete*
QAPLAH, Swi!
The only way this could be more complete is if they get a retarded black guy (dressed like Lando!) to follow them around calling them “Forrest” and “Lt. Dan”.
He’ll be pissed if he does get to complete his costume, attends the party and there’s Siamese twins there dressed as Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Thing from the Addams Family continues his fruitless search to find an amputee to go as Luke during his first fight with Darth Vader.
So I figured, it was either answer this ad or go as Qui Gon Jinn for the third straight year…
MIZ could probably get him a toe.
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