10.26.09 ALPACA LIPS NOW
Okay, so this is actually the trailer for Collapse (available on OnDemand November 6th), a film about a guy basically predicting the end of civilization. Since that sounds sort of depressing, I chose to illustrate it using the gentle alpaca. See? 
Not so bad now.
Chris Smith, director of American Movie [If you haven't seen it, Netflix immediately -Ed.] and Home Movie, has taken a dark turn. His new film Collapse is about the future, and it ain’t looking pretty. In it we hear the thoughts and fears of one Michael Ruppert, a former cop who had evidence that the CIA was involved in drug trafficking and was booted off the force, becoming an independent reporter and predicting the financial crisis in the process. Is he a prophet? A lunatic? Whatever he is, he sure makes for a compelling subject. [CHUD]
This movie would be really scary if we were to take this guy seriously, but… he’s probably a crackpot. Just some raving loony off the streets. Then again, one can never be too careful. (*smears poop on face, dives through window*) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, CALIFORNIA IS GOING DOWN! EVERYTHING IS F-CKED, DUDE! (*slaughters hobo for meat*)
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ALPACA LIPS NOW
That’s more comforting that that Full Yellowjacket I just saw fly in through my window.
The world’s gonna end?
SO I’VE BEEN USING CONDOMS IN VAIN?
Crackpot? I thought it came in vials.
They Might Be Giants have been predicting this for some time now.
Falcor the Luck Dragon no longer signals “gentle”.
Did the Mayans predict this movie too?
This isn’t nearly af messed up as my film, Prolapse.
Sample quote, “No no, little Judy, I’m not holding a clown nose with my buttcheeks.”
This guy is clearly a crackpot.
Everybody knows that the apocalypse starts when the aliens get here.
hehe he hehe
*splooge*
♫It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel good about buying that bunker and stocking it with non perishable food and illegal assault weapons and teaching my children how to hunt for squirrel and make squirrel melts and becoming the leader of my militia in due tiiiiiime♫
Yeah Påÿüł, and Rooster has been using them in van.
Alpaca Lips Now
Your nothing but an errand boy sent by Alpaca Farming “get rich quick” salesmen to collect a bill.
Hey Fek, whataya gonna do when the world ends?
I’ve got your alpaca lips right here
*points to crotch*
Alpaca bowl, you go make some sandwiches.
Alpacacino says this movie has a GREAT ASS.
YOU CAN’T MAKE CELL PHONE CALLS FROM AIRPLANES PEOPLE!!
*lists famous people with initials L.B.*
All I want for Chris Smith is his two front teeth.
[Points at bex]
HA!
[fills and hands over piss boot]
He predicted the twin towers falling also? It seems so from the final credits.
Hey Fek, whataya gonna do when the world ends?
Fly away after detonating the sun?
hey Fek why dont you just detonate some red matter in the sun?
Wha? How is Fek going to know if he will have his period during the apocalypse?
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