Comments on: ROLND EMMERICH MASTURBATES TO CAR WRECKS

By: Moose

Moose — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 23:41:23 +0000

You probably shouldn't make fun of Harry Knowles. You know he's confined to a wheelchair and ginger and an ass kisser and fat?

By: rp

rp — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:56:23 +0000

Why would they have flown inland towards buildings and mountains where that airport is almost at the beach? This is actually probably the least stupid part of the movie.

By: giantcowofdoom

giantcowofdoom — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:26:21 +0000

at Oski: Seriously? I visited my brother at his college it williamsburg virginia (the town next to bumfuck) and the movie we saw was still 10 dollars. do you and Chino live some short of town where it is perpetually 1997? Can I visit there? Does Norm MacDonald Still have a career there? (that would be awesome)

*rides out of room on the dead horse he just finished beating*

By: Token Black Guy

Token Black Guy — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:06:21 +0000

That was a good movie. Any longer and it would have sucked, but not bad for what I paid for it.

By: GlennBeckHasAIDS

GlennBeckHasAIDS — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:26:06 +0000

So Roland Emmerich has made a disaster movie based on a Universal Studios theme park ride which was based on Earthquake, the original disaster movie?

By: DeFrank

DeFrank — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:24:55 +0000

Free drugs? I was born to play that role.

By: Oski

Oski — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:23:00 +0000

Vince Mancini says:
Where the hell do movies still cost $8?

A little place called “Not NYC or Los Angeles”

By: Oxnard Montalvo

Oxnard Montalvo — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:20:58 +0000

DeFrank, you down for joint Halloween costume. I’ll be sexy Roman Polanski. You be terrified

By: ATidyLittleSum

ATidyLittleSum — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:17:57 +0000

A world where Amanda Peete is married to a dude that looks like JJ Abrams gay uncle is a world that would probably collapse in on itself.

By: Oski

Oski — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:17:46 +0000

I thought this was a commercial for Cruisin’ 2012. I fucking love that game. “Cruisin’ yeah yeah”