New Spock Zachary Quinto stars in this Funny or Die video called Hostage: A Love Story. It’s basically a one-joke premise with the one joke being that he swears a lot, but I have to admit, Quinto hasn’t made me laugh this much since Buspockke. The only thing this video could use is Gary Busey jumping down from the rafters shouting, “I’m your worst nightmare, butthorn!”
God, I could watch that all day.
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And here I thought the gun would have to be pointed at Quinto’s head to get him to kiss a girl.
Butthorn’s worst nightmare is trombone with tuba gel.
She had nice big boobs, so it had that going for it. The scene in The Sopranos where Richie Aprile can only get “fully cocked” when he had a gun on Janice was probably funnier, certainly sharper.
Zachary Quinto with a gun is as threatening as Ellen Degeneres with a fish.
I hear the hardest thing about having sex with Zachary Quinto is telling your parents that you’re gay.
FACT: women included.
Jesus Christ. Was that Danny Trejo’s better looking older brother in the Busey clip? Busey’s also using an old British army service revolver in the shootout. You’d have thought he’d have a coyote launcher.
I played the butthorn in high school, but it was just a phase.
boPa-How big was the deck?
When I was young (last thursday) I thought Stockholm Syndrome was “stalk home” syndrome. Good times.
Of course he swears a lot. It really hurts when dicks get shoved in your ass.
The deck is huge, and I just got done powerwashing it.
Chino knows this because… ?
“just got done powerwashing.. the deck.”
You guys really come up with some creative euphemisms for masturbation.
Nazi up, and UPROXX can suck it today.
I know this because I am a great first date.
Coincidentally my worse nightmare is riding the butthorn ride at Disneyland.