09.23.09 UUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH….
If the following project sounds like something you’d be at all interested in, you’re nothing but a mouth-breathing, monkey-faced drool bucket stealing valuable oxygen from living creatures. Chances are, you’re also a movie exec. Here, I’ll just give you the title: Xombie. All together now: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhck.
DreamWorks, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci could be walking with a “Xombie.”
Could they really? Could they be walking with a Xombie, Hollywood Reporter writer guy? That’s funny, because you could be walking with a keyboard up your ass, if only your editor wasn’t a spineless crotch pony.
The studio is in negotiations to buy “Xombie,” a pitch about a zombie who is also a policeman, from cop-turned-scribe Will Beall, with Kurtzman and Orci [Kortzi] in talks to produce.
A zombie policeman? Written by a policeman? I wonder how he came up with such an idea!
Beall is a former beat cop and anti-gang policeman in the 77th Division who recently became a homicide detective; he continues to serve in the LAPD while writing.
“Xombie” is based on a Devil’s Due comic book by James Farr, itself based on his online animated series. Farr’s creation centers on a zombie cop named Dirge who attempts to saves humanity’s remnants, particularly a young girl named Zoe, from evil zombies. [THR]
Based on a comic book? Well NOW I’ve heard everything. (*blows brains out*)
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There are 44 comments about:
UUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH….
xounds xure to xuck
There is Xero chance I watch this. I mean like Xilch.
“Xombie” is that Cross-ombie? I smell tranny zombie cop sub plot here fellas and I’m getting my spunk up!
hopefully this will be a done with motion capture animation & directed by Robert Xemeckis
In xombiedu did Gobbla Cum, a mighty pleasure dude feces…
in Mexico this movie is called Hombie
They abandoned the original title ‘Hill Street Brains’.
Just when I thought cops couldn’t get any lazier, they become writers.
I’d watch the porn version of this -XXXombie
“… centers on a zombie cop named Dirge who attempts to saves humanity’s remnants…”
At first I thought that said “attempts to save humanity’s restaurants” and the movie was going to be about zombie cops eating black people trying to get a table at Denny’s.
Xombie attempts to saves humanity’s remnants but keeps getting distracted by all the donut shops.
I’d rather watch a Cop Rock movie.
Just what I need, a homicide cop with an imagination. Gonna’ have to move again.
Xombie shuffles his beat.
Rob Xombie doesn’t direct movies or sing in a band; he just drools and picks his nose.
This is just another Law and Order spin off isn’t it?
Is that like a Generation X zombie? Confused.
Hilarious grammatical hijinks ensue when Xombie takes Zoe to the zoo to see the Xeruses and the Zebras!
*record scratch*
“The studio is in negotiations to buy “Xombie,” a pitch about a zombie who is also a policeman, from cop-turned-scribe Will Beall” then ““Xombie” is based on a Devil’s Due comic book by James Farr, itself based on his online animated series”
Am i missing something here? The dead beat cop is pitching someone else’s work? Why isn’t James Farr pitching it? Fuck it. I’m pitching the next Harry Potter book.
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Jamie Farr gives this a “BOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!”
Dreamworks is false advertising!I would like to petition the court for a name change to reflect the actual product:
Nightmare Ideas
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