WOW. SO THIS IS SERIOUS, HUH?
09.21.09
Yep, this is real. The Rock is starring in The Tooth Fairy, and this is the poster. He’s wearing kneepads because this idea sucks d’ck.
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A hockey-playing fairy? He must be from Vancouver.
Why did they photoshop MacGyver and the boat out of that mural and change it to say “Tooth” instead?
Like a boss.
This tooth fairy needs more fluoride.
The Tooth Hurts
sounds like someone has come down with a serious case os Cock-Jaw.
The Tooth Hurts
sounds like someone has come down with a serious case of Cock-Jaw.
oooops
Michelle, you should only have to repeat yourself when you’re trying to exit Ol’ CCH’s Winnybang-o. No means YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!
The Mighty Feklahr understands that Cock Jaw often causes stuttering.
*eyes elle0 wryly*
1-22-10 is also the combination to the vault where they’re keeping The Rock’s dignity.
As an enforcer, he puts the PROBE in Probert.
His hockey name? Tie Do-me.
Hmmm, when he came into my room at night he always said NO TEETH!
I don’t know what position he plays, but based on that picture, I’m pretty sure it’s not center, defenseman, or goalie.
I can’t smell what the Rock is cooking but I willing to bet it smells like 4 dogs burning in a car.
So, you put your tooth under your pillow and the next morning you’ll find in its place a bottle of HGH and some baby oil? I’m confused.
Seeing a brown guy sneak into their childrens’ rooms to root around in their beds at night and drop change is the worst fear of everybody who voted for John McCain.
Whew! When I first saw this picture I thought The Rock had been killed while filming a reboot to DB Sweeney’s The Cutting Edge.
If he’s told he has to take over the role of the tooth fairy by the Three Fates as played by the Hanson Brothers, I will see this movie four times.
You would think that Dwayne would have made enough money from all these stupid fucking Disney movies to be able to buy those pictures of him sucking off a Burro in Tijuana by now.
I was the “Booth Fairy” back in my Glory Hole days.
With those wings on, the Rock looks like some kind of an(al)gel
Wait…is this for American Gladiators?
I’m what some would call an “Aloof Fairy” but I fancy myself more of a “Vermouth Fairy”.
Awww, boPa, you are His little “Sweet Vermouth Fairy”! *blush*
Yeah…great choice Rock. Your character is dressed like some freshman who lost a bet during fucking rush week. You had more self respect when Vince McMahon had you kissing that fat Samoan Rikishi’s diapered ass. This makes Paul Blart and the Pacifier look like members of the Dirty fucking Dozen.
WOW. SO THIS IS SERIOUS, HUH?
As serious as the heart attack I wish everybody involved in this would have.
Are we sure this picture wasn’t taken when The Rock was reeeeeeeeeeeeal fuckin’ high on E?
Coincidentally, OS Cock Jaw was the code name for Windows Vista.
What the fuck is Victoria Secret thinking?
This poster just gave Kevin Smith an idea for Dogma 2.
Career Lull; it gives you wings!
Ah, the Rock looks like a dead Canadian.
It’s a toss up between this and the two girls kissing picture as to which is making it harder to focus on work. For the same reason… WINK
This is going to Rock.
I’ll probably see a TOOTH HURTY SHOWING
Skating Tall
This is the Mr. Nanny of our generation.