09.25.09 WKND PREV: BEERS & QUEERS & ROBOTS OH MY!

Did he just ask for a fist hump?

I Hope They Neuter Any Dickbag That Goes To See That

So Bruce Willis plays a… what the fuck is that on his head ?

Wow, looks like another week stayin in wi . . . uhhh. . . seriously though, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON BRUCE’S HEAD? GET IT OFF BEFORE IT EATS HIM!

My wife refers to my gym bag as a Dickbag because she found several dildos in there last weekend.

Fucking laundry day.

Did you steal those from Al? Does she know that the Armada has been attacked?

That Michael Moore sure… jeezus, that thing on Bruce Willis’ head, I hope he manages to defeat it… knows how to stick it to the man.

When I found out that Surrogates wasn’t about dudes fucking chicks cuz there wive’s cobweb filled snatches were barren wastelands of shame, I stopped giving a fuck.

Looks like I picked the wrong weekend to stop murdering vagrants and selling their corpses to research hospitals.

my fav rottentomatoes quote for pandorum:

“By the time one of the creatures tosses a character a pipe and they proceed to martial arts fight, it’s safe to presume that a shark has been jumped and there is no turning things around.”

Is that “AIDS Patient Frodo” action figure doing “jazz hands”?

Film Drunkards…I need help…I’m looking for a name of a movie. It’s been featured on Film Drunk in the past. It’s a bad movie…recently made, stars nobody anyones ever heard of. It’s currently on a city by city tour. It’s a shitty indie flick starring some douchey looking guy with an Austrian? accent…I remember one line from the trailer when he stands for no reason and yells “you’re killing me”. Anyone know what I’m talking about or should I just start drinking again?

you mean james cameron can create really cool looking cgi aliens, but no one in hollywood can create a realistic wig? wassup wit dat?

More like Brooth Willith, amiright?

@gigantor could it be that david lynchs daughter movie with william deffoe?

@ Gigantor

GI Joe?

It’s a shitty indie flick starring some douchey looking guy with an Austrian? accent

G’Day, mate!

anto, Remember Last Season? I think.

Even more douchey than GI Joe

@crapbasket … after last season…thank you sir. Thank you Drunkards

I looks like one of those pellets of hair and bone owls vomit. (cannot see picture)

Jazz hands are ruining America. First it’s jazz hands, then it’s Brokeback Mountain, then it’s the “just the tip” game, then it’s AIDS, then it’s Barack Obama, then it’s Cyberdyne, then Cyberdyne goes bankrupt and gets bought by the government, then Tyrell Corp makes it first replicant and sells it to the Japs…what was I talking about again? Cheetos? I love Cheetos.

The banner pic is a rebus.

Gay. Wig. Ass.

Vince is trying to tell us he’s being attacked by gay white gangbanger wannabes.

Sorry, boss, but my weekend’s about to start. I’m not getting involved.

Damn just watched the trailer…that wasn’t it…so close.

That twinkish looking fellow is doing the West Hollywood Shuffle.