WHO FED THESE RETARDS POT BROWNIES?
09.18.09It’s been said many times before, but it’s kind of silly to use focus groups and test audiences as a gauge for anything, given the kind of people who are willing to stand outside for a couple hours in the middle of the day on a weekday to see a free screening of something they’ve never heard of. It’s like saying, “We’re gonna have to make some changes, the story just wasn’t resonating with the carnies and Walmart greeters we found hanging out at the Arby’s.”
Anyway, this Paranormal Activity trailer takes the novel approach of using a split screen to show audience reactions to the film at a screening. Problem is, we see people FREAKING OUT because A DOOR SLAMMED BY ITSELF! My first thought was that these idiots were high, stupid, or probably both. Then again, these were some of the comments on the video:
iflyhighalldaylong: this looks scary as tits
eSilva90: so you have a phobia for boobs?
iflyhighalldaylong:hell no it is just a saying come ppl say in san Diego
DanielleOftheWall: i love the whole thing about ghosts…its so interestin!
sinboonie: damn it!!! that needs to come here to chicago!!!
gray712:мi׀эý ςýrus ŋudє тαρє яє׀єαsєd мi׀ёý тαρё [..] ςoм
Yeah, I don’t think that was Greek. Also, who wants to bet Danielle thinks the last part of her screen name is pronounced “off the wall”? *SIGH*
[via Videogum]

Maybe Danielle works in high finance in New York?
Maybe Danielle is proud of the way her soccer teammates defend against free kicks?
Maybe Danielle accepts her place in society as told by Pink Floyd?
This movie better recreate the “ghost feeling up Barbara Hershey” scene from The Entity or it can GTFO.
Guy’cha! J said the magic brownies would make the retards fight the kangaroos harder!
There’s a screening in Orlando? They can find people in line outside the Puerto Rican Flag Sticker Shop.
The Muslim lady screamed because the ghost is her husband.
I haven’t seen an audience make faces like that since I got up in front of a screening af ‘Hotel for Dogs’ and started helicoptering my dick for the audience yelling “COME PET MY DACHSHUND!”
Also, is one ounce per person enough? It doesn’t seem like much…
If people had any brains, they would charge the test screening audience their voter registration cards. No refunds.
Oh hey! If you mash them three day old tater tots in with some applesauce, the waterheads will eat it straight outta the trough!
Wait, how did we end up with leftover tots on a MMA Tard Farm???
“Paranormal activity” is what quadriplegics call asking somebody to wipe their ass for them.
So they woke up and found white powder everywhere. The same thing happened to Dina and Michael Lohan for seven years.
Compressed Air 3: Evil Oxygen
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Oh hey! If you mash them three day old tater tots in with some applesauce, the waterheads will eat it straight outta the trough!
Wait, how did we end up with leftover tots on a MMA Tard Farm???”
Fuck you, Fek! I just laughed while drinking coffee and sprayed it all over my monitor.
I think it needs a little Asian kid that can mimic a cat in heat. Now that is scary!
Anyone have Katherine Heigl’s phone number?