WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE (HERE).
09.11.09
Via MySpace, here are the new character posters for Spike Jonze/Dave Eggers’ Where the Wild Things Are, opening October 16th. Pretty cool, but I miss some of the old characters from when Michael Bay was directing. Like Badonkadonk, who was illiterate and had gold teeth and a boombox. Or KY, the Catholic teen who loves to pole dance. “Kids love this stuff,” he’d say, exploding a car.
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Michael Bay’s working title: Where da Wild Things At?
“Haha, silly black people. Always putting prepositions at the end of sentences,” I imagine him saying as he destroys the collective intelligence of America.
Michael Bay’s working title: Where da Wild Things At?
“Haha, silly black people. Always putting prepositions at the end of sentences,” I imagine him saying as he … high fives his pet panda then shoots a buffalo from a moving train
They hired Michael Bay to do a rewrite of Where the Wild Things are but he just handed in one page with the phrase “I shoot a flaregun at a fireworks factory.”
Where The Wild Things Are!
/points to chest with tertiary nipple
Mark Walberg?
I’ll tell you where the wild things will be tonight!
At the box social I’m throwing in the church hall.
Is KW supposed to look like a slightly hairer version of Alanis Morisette?
I’m assuming that all the facial expressions that seem to say “It’s ok that you still wet the bed” is a direct result of earlier reports that the monsters may have been “too scary” for test audiences?
I still want to beat the christmas out of anyone who was in that test audience.
Oh well, another reason for me to fight through the line of hipsters when the dvd comes out.
Donk, only slightly hairier.