AW, DAMMIT.
09.29.09
(“Who cares, it’s only fashion.”)
Congratulations, hipsters, you’ve finally ruined Where the Wild Things Are for me. *Checks watch* And look at that, only two weeks before it comes out. Well done, truly. Anyway, you can have your very own 100% Polyester, Max-for-Adults romper suit for the low low price of just $610. I’m sure you can find that much crumpled up in your messenger bag, right? Then you and your trust-fund hippie friends can ride off on your fixed gears to find one black guy and one Asian girl, and then you can play “stock photo catalog.” (*air ukulele*)
[via Buzzfeed]
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The long sleeves are perfect for covering up track marks.
Where’s the pocket to hold the Parliaments?
Is this an American Apparel ad?
Just wait until all the Roman Polanski costumes come out for Ratner’s documentary.
Do you have to buy the scarf separate?
Half expected to hear Morrissey playing while reading this article. Wait. There it is.
Gotta go bludgeon the hipster down the hall with his own ipod. BRB.
Wow. Seal’s career has really gone downhill.
“You see, it’s ironic, because I’m dressed like a character who really comes to appreciate the boundaries his parents set for him”
When they go out, the tails double as faux-hawks.
“You see, it’s ironic, because in American cinema, monsters usually kill white women and black men.”
They don’t even have feet? These would make terrible pajamas!
At least this helps me identify where the wild things aren’t.
I bet you could get plenty of tail wearing one of these.
Unfortunately, it would be your own.
“You see, it’s ironic because monsters are supposed to be scary and I’ve never so much as intimidated a cheeseburger let alone a person.”
Is it wrong to steal from hipsters?
Not because I want it, but just because I don’t want them to have it?
I just always figured that all hipsters were constantly dressed as the little boy from ‘The Giving Tree’.
I’m wiff Jacktion! If there’s no feet on my PJ’s then I’m not wearin any.
(*air ukulele*)
I had one of those once. It was so off-pitch that tuning it was hopeless. All it was useful for was for killing beetles in the back yard.
I called it my ‘YokoLele’.
I hope Sarah Palin shoots these fuckers from a helicopter.
*Made from real Muppet*
Hey guy! What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her snatch?
What comes out of her snatch is only half retarded!
[light bulb above Crappy's head lights up then explodes]
Did they use flame retardant materials?
I heard Clifford the Big Red Dog got a job with the fire department. The only problem is that he thinks he owns all the buildings where he extinguishes fires.
Well, one thing is for sure, these things will make it a lot easier for Him to identify the people that need the gay beaten out of them.
He originally got the job because somebody mistook his red rocket for a fire hydrant in the first place.
Hipster douches now come with two sets of ears to tug on because they have no idea what they are doing “down there.”
Are hipsters trying to take yiffing mainstream, o que?
See the chick in this ad? I don’t know or specifically hate HER . . . but I sure as fuck hate her type.
I refuse to wear any halloween costume that’s not good for hiding both bloodstains and boners.
Banner pic:
“Yo! Where da furry white women at?”
I’m buying a ton of those to give the homeless. Any hobo dressed in that thing will look adorable. Might smell worse though.
Crap, I am so worried about you right
It should be made from actual wild things to cost 610.00.
Tone Loc just bought one of these.
I figured the big New York hipster costume this year based on a children’s book would be the Berenstein Bears.
My fursona would so tacklesnug the colored one. OK, maybe not.
Eibz – it’s 100% magical polyester. But it also comes with a snap-off tail. I’m sold.
On second thought, unless that thing prompts at least a half dozen orgasms as soon as I put it on, it might not be worth $610*
*$610 USD = ~$82,000 CAN
Why? Whadaydo?!
Duke up!
The guy in the banner pic makes Carlton Banks look like Michael Clark Duncan.
Elmer Fudd: Be vewy vewy quiet, i’m hunting iwonic, pretentious, assholes.
Michael Strahan should be careful wearing that suit, doesn’t he know Michael Vick is out now?