To follow up on the other day’s story about Wes Anderson ‘directing’ production at The Fantastic Mr. Fox‘s London studio via email from Paris (and FMF is stop-motion, so there actually is a physical set involved), I was able to get the original Empire Magazine story. Here’s a little more from it:
…For reasons best known to himself, Anderson is directing the film via email from Paris [...] which has disquieted some of the crew. “I didn’t meet him before I got the job,” admits cinematographer Tristan Oliver, renowned for his work with Nick Park on Chicken Run and the Wallace & Gromit movies. “That was all done at a remove; he obviously saw my showreel and CV and stuff, but we didn’t meet. And when we finally did meet, it was after he sent me a number of DVDs. He has a lot of favourite films that he likes to reference. He’s in love at various points with various genres, I think, and when we started, he was playing around with a kind of Bergman/Fellini feel. Really just specific scenes in specific films. And so the process of interpreting what he wanted started at that point, because you think, ‘I’ve got 15 DVDs here — what does he want?’”
Hold on, you mean to tell me a hipster icon is into Bergman and Fellini? Excuse me while I stop my bow tie from spinning comically. In any case, the movie looks good from what I’ve seen so far. See, sometimes being a director is like being psychologist. You just hire talented people to do your work for you and whenever they ask what you want, you just say, “What do YOU think I want?” and take a puff from a big pipe. I’d like to see Wes Anderson direct Terrence Howard. Wes Anderson would explain a scene by sending him a Koyaanisqatsi DVD, and Terrence Howard would express his response to it via interpretive dance, and the crew would snap their fingers in appreciation.
[Thanks to giantcowofdoom for the scans]


Meanwhile, being a producer is like being a psychiatrist. If they give you shit, just drug them and tell them to get the fuck out of your office.
I really think Sigmund Freud would have gotten the most out of his actors. Especially if those actors were Jenna Jameson and Peter North.
From the emails the studios got, this movie should be about a Nigerian Prince who can make you penis bigger in only 5 monthly installments of $39.99.
Wes Anderson’s email is mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm@ahhhhhhhhhnoooooooooo.smug.
I think this would be the perfect opportunity to have some good fun with Outlook’s auto-response feature.
‘I’ve got 15 DVDs here — what does he want?’
He wants a scarf. Buy him a scarf.
As long as being in the audience isn’t like group therapy. If I want to hear black folks shouting in the dark I can just break parole.
the crew would snap their fingers in appreciation
Three snaps in a Z formation?
I like Wes Anderson movies, but would it really surprise anyone that he’s just a little bit pretentious?
Okay, more than a little. But I give him a pass for generally making movies that don’t suck.
Hold on, you mean to tell me a hipster icon is into Bergman and Fellini?
Dunno, does he order fish for breakfast when at the airport?
I’m glad cinematographer TRISTAN OLIVER got his own filmdrunk tag out of this. I’m sure his mother is proud.
I’m a hipster icon and im definitely a fan of batgirl and fellatio.
I saw a guy with a hipster icon in the back window of his Prius get run off the road by a guy with a Fox Racing icon in the back window of his Dodge Ram.
I ride a fixie and I make sure I ride on sidewalks so other people can see how fuckn cool I am. I am legend-I.
I’m going to email Vince copy pasted comments from here I’ve enjoyed and let him use his skills to interpret what I want posted based on the comments that inspired me. I’m into Chodin and RoboPanda, but even poseurs have heard of them, so I have to make sure my list has more indie cred.
2 of the dvds he sent over were just cd mix tapes of Japanese girl pop … and 1 was a coaster