Comments on: A SCUBA TANK FILLED WITH FARTS

By: SpiderJerusalem

SpiderJerusalem — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:40:24 +0000

Thank god that whole “Anne Hathaway loves anal sex” thing was an unfounded rumor or that trailer quote of hers would be waaay more disturbing.

By: Oski

Oski — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:36:26 +0000

Oski: So what do you think of your cast?
Producer: An embarrassment or riches.
Oski: Yes, they should be embarrassed.
Producer: Ummmmmm???

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:27:45 +0000

A SCUBA TANK FILLED WITH FARTS

You just descibed Jacques Cousteau’s coffin.

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:52:19 +0000

“Last night was amazing. Did I hurt you?”

No, but he will.

*The Bear Jew busts through the door*

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:46:59 +0000

“Last night was amazing. Did I hurt you? I used to be a gymnast.”

Well in that case heres your medal.

*proceeds to spooge her a pearl necklace*

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:43:59 +0000

I’ll see Valentine’s Day on one condition: at the end, the corpses of Al Capone and Bugs Moran rise from their graves and open fire on everyone involved in this movie.

By: Jirish

Jirish — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:07:42 +0000

Most gymnast’s careers end by they time they’re twenty. Is she saying she practiced sex a lot when she was a teenager? Does she think she’s better than me??? FU TRAILER!

By: Jirish

Jirish — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:06:19 +0000

“Saccharine” is a made up word used to disparage my people (The Irish).

By: DeFrank

DeFrank — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:18:16 +0000

Anne: “I used to be a gymnast, did I hurt you?”

Topher: “I’m fine, thanks. Hey, I used to be a fag does your breath taste like poop?”

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:11:26 +0000

I used to be in an a capella group, too. We get the hottest chicks.