Comments on: TWILIGHT HAS DOOMED US ALL http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:54:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Arbuckle http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219620 Arbuckle Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:51:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219620 #6 result for "I lost"....I lost on Jeopardy. Weird Al is still relevant! Also, just type in "does"...three of the first ten answers question the validity of male enhancement. Penises are still relevant! #6 result for “I lost”….I lost on Jeopardy.
Weird Al is still relevant!

Also, just type in “does”…three of the first ten answers question the validity of male enhancement.
Penises are still relevant!

]]> By: Patty Boots http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219569 Patty Boots Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:18:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219569 I miss the good ol' days when supernatural beings were actually scary, not some 16-year-old chick's sparkly prom date. I miss the good ol’ days when supernatural beings were actually scary, not some 16-year-old chick’s sparkly prom date.

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219568 RoboPanda Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:16:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219568 I didn't Durst this with my seething hate for everything did I? Cuz it's not going away. I didn’t Durst this with my seething hate for everything did I? Cuz it’s not going away.

]]> By: Shop 101 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219567 Shop 101 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:57:30 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219567 Strangely, Yahoo gives you "how to b"low a hole in your head. No kids there, only us investors. Strangely, Yahoo gives you “how to b”low a hole in your head. No kids there, only us investors.

]]> By: Cross_Country_Heat http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219566 Cross_Country_Heat Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:54:44 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219566 I got a browser you can use, and every result is "how to get fucked in my 'bago". I got a browser you can use, and every result is “how to get fucked in my ‘bago”.

]]> By: Lester Hayes Mayes http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219564 Lester Hayes Mayes Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:48:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219564 If you type in "How to", the top answers include: How to Kiss How to Get Pregnant How to Get Rid of Stretch Marks If they add "How to Bleach Your Own Asshole" they can go ahead and cancel Sex Ed at American high schools. If you type in “How to”, the top answers include:
How to Kiss
How to Get Pregnant
How to Get Rid of Stretch Marks

If they add “How to Bleach Your Own Asshole” they can go ahead and cancel Sex Ed at American high schools.

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219563 RoboPanda Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:44:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219563 I can guarangoddamntee you that every one of those "how to become a pharmacist" searches was made by someone who has never worked in retail pharmacy. The reason it takes 20 minutes is because the person in front of you in line brought in 11 empty bottles all out of refills when their doctor is out of the office and the insurance expired, and of course they don't have a new card and of course they didn't call in a refill request 3 days ago instead of bringing in bottles now and of course they're "completely out" of pills and just now decided to do shit about it and of course they had no idea their doctor would be out of the office on a fucking Saturday and of course 5 of the 11 are control drugs we can't refill without authorization without committing a crime, possibly a felony depending on the medication, and of course I fucking drink and of course I'm drunk right now on my day off and of course this was all one sentence. In summation, most people are fucking Twitarded, and you'll get stuck behind them in line at the drug store and the voting booth. I can guarangoddamntee you that every one of those “how to become a pharmacist” searches was made by someone who has never worked in retail pharmacy.

The reason it takes 20 minutes is because the person in front of you in line brought in 11 empty bottles all out of refills when their doctor is out of the office and the insurance expired, and of course they don’t have a new card and of course they didn’t call in a refill request 3 days ago instead of bringing in bottles now and of course they’re “completely out” of pills and just now decided to do shit about it and of course they had no idea their doctor would be out of the office on a fucking Saturday and of course 5 of the 11 are control drugs we can’t refill without authorization without committing a crime, possibly a felony depending on the medication, and of course I fucking drink and of course I’m drunk right now on my day off and of course this was all one sentence.

In summation, most people are fucking Twitarded, and you’ll get stuck behind them in line at the drug store and the voting booth.

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219562 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:42:58 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219562 With all the dumb-fucks that use Google, I wouldn't be shocked if "How do you Google?" would come up. With all the dumb-fucks that use Google, I wouldn’t be shocked if “How do you Google?” would come up.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219561 Fek'lhr Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:42:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219561 Hey, let's scroll down to choice number 413! Yeah, that's right! How to become a Klingon! Hey, let’s scroll down to choice number 413! Yeah, that’s right! How to become a Klingon!

]]> By: Shop 101 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-has-doomed-us-all#comment-219559 Shop 101 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:38:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19046#comment-219559 And to think, how to b<em>urn a corpse</em> had so short a run on top. Much more useful. And to think, how to burn a corpse had so short a run on top. Much more useful.

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