http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:43:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217246 Immortal 9 Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:24:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217246 This maze will be the future location for Vanner-Con. This maze will be the future location for Vanner-Con.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217219 Oski Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:16:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217219 My headline: Twilight Fans Can Go Fuck Themselves. My headline: Twilight Fans Can Go Fuck Themselves.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217186 Vince Mancini Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:56:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217186 I don't even know how many entendres this is. I don’t even know how many entendres this is.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217185 Moose Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:54:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217185 A Twilight corn maze sounds like the perfect place to stalk young chicks. A Twilight corn maze sounds like the perfect place to stalk young chicks.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217178 Erswi Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:42:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217178 HGH Up Faggots! HGH Up Faggots!

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217176 SmokeEmIfYouGotEm Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:39:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217176 Echoing Voice: If you build it....then you're gay. Echoing Voice: If you build it….then you’re gay.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217175 SmokeEmIfYouGotEm Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:38:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217175 This is the closest any of those Twilight she-men have been to any type of bush. This is the closest any of those Twilight she-men have been to any type of bush.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217174 Erswi Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:38:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217174 So what's in the center of the ma(i)ze? A <i>Virgin</i>-otaur? So what’s in the center of the ma(i)ze? A Virgin-otaur?

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217173 Donkey Hodey Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:36:02 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217173 The male Twilight fans that go into this maze, no matter how good their sense of direction or how committed they are to finding a way out of the maze, always somehow end up in Edward's mouth. The male Twilight fans that go into this maze, no matter how good their sense of direction or how committed they are to finding a way out of the maze, always somehow end up in Edward’s mouth.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/twilight-corn-mazes-in-utah#comment-217172 Donkey Hodey Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:34:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18497#comment-217172 He who walks behind the rows carries a chloroform rag. He who walks behind the rows carries a chloroform rag.

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