Just so you don’t think I’m racist or xenophobic for making fun of Nigeria’s Chicken Madness in the last post, here’s an American movie with 1,000 times the budget and at least twice the stupidity. If Twilight got double penetrated by a Seltzer-Freebird movie and a direct-to-DVD American Pie sequel, Transylmania would be the stain on the mattress floor of the van. It stars the “I shoot squirrels because they’re gay” guy from Cabin Fever and was co-written by a guy named Worm. The funniest part? It’s actually getting a theatrical release. And frankly, I’m offended there’s no record scratch in the trailer. If ever a trailer was screaming for a record scratch…
Tagline: Euro-trashed! Euro-smashed! Euro-slashed! Synopsis: “Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realize that if the partying doesn’t kill them, the vampires just might!”
*Dog wearing sunglasses*
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Let’s just hope the adequately captured the native Romanians’ hatred for gypsies in the film.
They need to give these kinds of movies a Bucharest.
Transylmania is what Hulk Hogan called his “experimental years”.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Was that a tiny Chris Kattan? Nice to see him again.
sigh
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEETTTTT’SSSS GET READY TO RRRREEEEEETTTTAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!
Operator? Give me Transylvania 6-9000.
*Wheedly Wee!*
There’s gotta be a joke about a manic tranny with syphilis SOMEWHERE in here…guy’cha!
Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realize that if the partying doesn’t kill them, the
vampiresMANIC TRANSVESTITE WITH SYPHILIS just might!Makes perfect sense that this would be hosted by “BDTV” since it feels like my brain just took a severe beating.
Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realize that if the partying doesn’t kill them, the
vampiresMADONNA just might!All this movie needs is a van with a Blacula mural painted on the side.
When in Romania, do as the Romanians do.
Suck.
[Pulls out script about drunken incestuous sodomy in ancient Rome, scratches out title]
I thought Romemania would sell it.
[sighs]
Pancakes. PANCAKES!!!
My Romanian name is Cocksana Blowewe
Ya know ell0, a touch more Blowewe and you’d have gotten a lot more sleep these past few months.
In The Mighty Feklahr’s Transylmania Trailer, cross-dressing white trash wrestles YOU!
Wow…prolly shouldn’t have hit submit on that one…
Do what Reagan did Fek,
Blame it on the al-al-alzheimer’s.
This looks about as funny as a lynching.
I don’t know. Drunken southerners are often clever with the quips.
I would still rather watch this on repeat with my eyes taped open than sit through the new Twilight movie.
That looked ball achingly stupid. This should be shown to detainees to make them talk.
Oh good. Stephen Sommers’s estranged son, and his tweeker buddies mad a flick.