For the second time today, I realize this isn’t movie news, but the Gary Busey gif animation someone just emailed me nearly melted my brain. Wanna see it? ‘Course ya do. Come with me, after the jump.
If there are any readers out there tech savvy enough to combine the “I’M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BUTTHORN!” audio with the Gary Busey fractal geometry of nightmares gif, I think it would be most satisfying for all involved.
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People have been sending that to me for months.
I don’t know why they’d think I would be interested in Gary Busey.
Technically, that is my worst nightmare. Much scarier than my wort nightmare.
I’ve been getting them too, Jacktion!
Weird…
The Mighty Feklahr understands you cannot get into Gary Busey’s streetgang until you have watched this for 7 days straight without blinking.
The real kicker? After those seven days, he tells you he doesn’t have a gang.
He told me it was the Apple Dumpling Gang and then took my headband and left.
Gary Busey ran a country mile in a New York minute.
I heart gary busey’s grandma titties.
Gary Busey will only make out in the back car of roller coasters. All of his dates die from teeth related injuries.
Gary Busey can make a square peg fit in a circle hole.
With a headbutt.
Gary Busey leaves a dry spot on the bed after sex.
Gary Busey makes guitar fingers whenever he talks about the Wild Fire.
Gary Busey shoots tiny babies out of his weiner.
Gary Busey’s favorite food is macaroni necklaces and cheese.
Gary Busey rushes out to fight crime whenever his phone gets a busy signal.
Gary Busey got caps on his teeth so it would sound like a gun firing whenever he chews.
Gary Busey climbs trees using only his feet.
Gary Busey doesn’t drink bottled water because he prefers when it’s “free-range”
Gary Busey had seatbelts installed into his toilet and if you ate what Gary Busey does, you’d need them too.
Gary Busey’s family photo album is filled with pictures of Mount Rushmore.
Gary Busey has a collection of meticulously filed carpet cleaning coupons.
I think that’s how he jacks-off actually
Gary Busey jacks it in leiderhosen
Gary Busey can use any seat cushion as a floatation device.
Gary Busey drinks mosquito blood.
Gary Busey can make fart noises with your armpit.
Gary Busey’s pubic lice drive around on tiny Vespas.
Gary Busey sends emails on an electric typewriter. They all say, “Yahtzee!”
Gary Busey can queef Beethoven’s 5th symphony with the arches of his feet.
Gary Busey carries around scrabble letters that spell out “marry me” just in case he meets Ryan Gossling.
[door flies open]
FUCKYAH!
Gary Busey cryogenically freezes all his nail clippings.
Gary Busey had a heart transplant performed by Sgt. Pepper.
Gary Busey refuses to use a fax machine because it steals the paper’s soul.
Gary Busey knows a guy who knows Gary Busey.
Gary Busey has Xanadu themed Underoos.
Gary Busey can’t get to sleep until you sing him “byyy Mennen”and call him Lilly.
Gary Busey has an extensive library in his house, just in case all of his tables get wobbly.
Gary Busey wields a butterfly-butter knife.
Gary Busey is not amused that Kilroy was here.
Gary Busey’s sock drawer smells of farm.
Gary Busey drinks urine and pees Mr. Pibb.
Gary Busey thinks the Navy Seals are what keep water out of submarines.
Gary Busey signed the Declaration of Independence.
He’s not allowed in the Smithsonian anymore.
Gary Busey drives backwards so he can get to where he is going before he left.
Gary Busey goes commando when he rides a horse, and wears jockey shorts when he goes to war.
Gary Busey thinks a vegan is someone who drives a Chevy Vega.
Gary Busey’s thermometer is filled with the blood of Freddie Mercury.
Gary Busey created Purgatory as a place to “just chill”.
Gary Busey hangs in a buffalo stance. Always.
Gary Busey can make a balloon-animal armadillo that’s bulletproof.
Gary Busey cuts cords of wood with Axe body spray.
Gary Busey does not orbit the sun, he “keeps that fucker in line!”
Gary Busey’s Easy-Bake oven has a self-destruct button.
Gary Busey got stuck in a well because he was “looking for a warp zone.”
Gary Busey goes to Taco Bell to spill the beans.
Gary Busey’s ATM PIN number is π.
Gary Busey believes that spelunking is the sound a turd makes hitting the water.
Gary Busey throws glass houses at rocks.
Gary Busey wipes back to front.
Gary Busey is fluent in seventeen languages, including 56k modem.
Gary Busey is bedazzling a jean jacket for Michelangelo’s David.
Gary Busey doesn’t think Elton John is gay and had sex with him to prove it.
Gary Busey cooks Kevin’s bacon at 6 degrees.
Gary Busey is convinced that “Venetian Blinds” is a jazz musician.
Gary Busey chops down cherry trees just so he can lie about it.
A flock of seagulls attacked Gary Busey on the beach because he broke their keytar.
Gary Busey is responsible for the tides, he just gives credit to the moon because he feels bad for it.
Gary Busey owns the rights to the “Happy Birthday” song.
Gary Busey gets his kicks on route 395.
Gary Busey once made a pillow fort that survived a siege for 900 days.
When Gary Busey smacks his lips it’s because they were mouthing off.
In the Kingdom of the Blind, Gary Busey is The Last King of Scotland.
.ɐı1ɐɹʇsnɐ uı buıuoıʇɐɔɐʌ sı ʎǝsnq ʎɹɐb
When Gary Busey hears a voice played back through an answering machine, he always says “Do I realy sound like that?”, even if it’s not him talking.
Gary Busey taught an Etch-a-Sketch to love.
Gary Busey doesn’t trust memory foam matresses to keep his secrets.
Gary Busey uses a straight razor to shave his milk mustache.
Every day, Gary Busey throws a funeral and a birthday party of Schrodinger’s Cat.
theres no way that the car chase shootout wasnt edited by somebody to make it longer…the editor couldnt have possibly made them show the same shots 8 times on purpose
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Gary Busey has spent the last fifteen years battling a case of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
Gary Busey doesn’t care about crushgrooves’ website.
Gary Busey wears the actual feet of Chuck Taylor as shoes.
Gaty Busey loves anal sex because he hates when things get messy.
or Gary.
Gary Busey says if the A-B-C’s are so easy, why do cops make you recite them during a field sobriety test?
Gary Busey steals Paranoid Schizophrenics thoughts with a butterfly net. Then he goes home and makes their thoughts 39% crazier. Next, he waits for them to fall asleep, breaks in and transfers their thoughts back to them by biting them. Then he steals their houseplants.
Gary Busey dug through every x in the dictionary looking for pirate treasure.
Gary Busey once shot a 9 in a full round of golf.
He said she’d have lived if she were prettier.
Gary Busey huffs hot air balloons.
Gary Busey copied my answers on a blood test.
Gary Busey wonders why they put the flavors right there on the packaging if you’re not supposed to eat the paint samples.
Gary Busey wears 3D glasses at night so he can, so he can sleep.
Gary Busey lives on the in side of the railroad tracks.
Gary Busey is the mold in you ventilation duct.
Gary Busey likes to sleep in the tree in his front yard so he can get the drop on the morning paper.
Gary Busey thinks a glue gun is what you use to kill horses.
Gary Busey sharpens his mind with an electric pencil sharpener.
Gary Busey thinks Ishtar was overrated.
Gary Busey eats toilet paper after every meal so he won’t have to wipe later.
Gary Busey’s favorite day of the week is Invisible Thursday.
Gary Busey thinks poker chips come out of cash cows.
Gary Busey makes Chunky Soup do the truffle shuffle before he eats it.
Gary Busey was fine until he started using Uproxx as his life coach.
Gary Busey is online right now looking for tickets to the next Chuck E. Cheese band concert.
Gary Busey can only charge his iPod at basketball games.
Gary Busey bought a Mac and then sued Apple for false advertising when he didn’t get an unfunny hipster douchebag jew.
If Punxsutawney Phil sees Gary Busey on Groundhog Day, it means there’ll be six weeks of forest fires.
I actually have a real Busey fact:
What Academy Award nominated actor has been taking every opportunity to try and recruit for his new church? Oh, it isn’t a church he started attending. It is a church he just recently started for himself based on an entirely new denomination that he has created out of his head. He feels that he has a lot of wisdom and teaching he can pass along. So, far, despite handing out hundreds of cards and brochures, attendance at the church which he holds at his house has averaged about 2. Besides the fact it is strange, apparently he believes church should start promptly at 5am
Gary Busey keeps his checkbook in a safe deposit box.
Gary Busey is raising a sock monkey army to invade Rancho Cucamunga.
GAry Busey kills baby seals with his Diners Club card.
Gary Busey thinks his initials stand for his CB handle ‘Good Buddy’
Gary Busey knows where we live and is going to “fix us good” for “sassing off” about him.
In conclusion, if you live in the LA area, you must join the Church of Busey and report to us asap!
Gary Busey spells his name alphabetically.
Gary Busey just had a lovely nap.
Gary Busey got ticketed for double-parking his Falcor the luckdragon outside of a Panda Express.
Gary Busey is going to be Rooster and Trailer Trish’s lawyer in their defermation lawsuit.
Gary Busey takes his car to a quantum mechanic.
Gary Busey’s spirit animal is a cicada.
Gary Busey’s toilet flushes backwards because he wills it to.
Gary Busey has been to every state, even fear and despare, his favorite was confusion so he stayed there.
Gary Busey convinced Huey Lewis not to call his band The Jews.
Gary Busey’s baby ate a dingo.
Jake? I knew it!
Gary Busey put up death paneling in his basement.
Gary Busey hijacked Eidz’s FilmDrunk account.
WTF you talking about?
Gary Busey is the worlds best Excite Bike player.
Gary Busey’s oven goes up to 11.
Gary Busey has a crippling fear of Fraggles.
Gary Busey vacuums the walls and paints the floor.
Gary Busey’s favorite color is “Asian”.
Gary Busey keeps all of his magazines on the Periodic Table.
Gary Busey cannot resist touching bug zappers.
Gary Busey does read Time magazine, he just looks at a clock.
Gary Busey thinks “FTW” stands for “Fuck That Whataburger”. What we don’t know is that it does.
Gary Busey fucked my last comment senseless.
Gary Busey opened Pandora’s box.
Then he put his dick in it.
Gary Busey does it Zebra style.
Gary Busey started a game of Milton Bradley’s LIFE as a kid, but won’t finish it until he’s ready to die.
Gary Busey’s ringtone is him doing the entirety of Pink Floyd’s The Wall on the kazoo.
Gary Busey played the word Scrabble in the game Boggle, and it fucking exploded.
Gary Busey only pays bills that are sent to him by singing telegram.
Gary Busey thinks ancient Egypt was the best game of dictionary ever.
Gary Busey can make a tetris using only one square piece.
That was a dick sidestep.
Gary Busey chases after lazer pointer dots.
Gary Busey thinks the letter “Q” is in no position to be giving out tips.
Gary Busey eats Alpo to promote a shinny healthy coat.
Gary Busey only gets 30 minutes out of a 5-Hour Energy drink.
Gary Busey knows that life imitates art. That’s why he’s trying to breed flying piranhas.
Salvador Dali painted bowls of fruit before he met Gary Busey.
Gary Busey got cancer, but the cancer died of Gary Busey.
Gary Busey feels nothing says ‘good morning’ like a good kick in the skull.
Gary Busey doesn’t believe in angels because everyone knows Bigfoot killed them all.
Gary Busey knew that the Kool-Aid Man and Jim Jones were in cahoots the entire time.
Gary Busey heard that beans were the musical fruit, so he had them start a band.
That band was The Beatles.
Gary Busey gets radical on his half pipe.
Gary Busey’s life’s mission is to find the needle in the haystack that broke the camel’s back.
Gary Busey likes to paint pictures of bread, so he employs roll models.
Gary Busey calls regular candles “crayon scented”.
Gary Busey is banal retentive.
Gary Busey carries around a sword everywhere. He says it’s just in case he runs into any magicians.
Gary Busey will not stop calling you Shirley.
Gary Busey loves Reese’s Pieces. Witherspoon’s leg is his favorite.
Gary Busey calls stoplights, golights because that’s more positive.
Gary Busey knows know means know.
Gary Busey wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, but he will set you on fire if you’re wet.
Gary Busey lives in a giant house of cards that he calls the Fortress of Solitaire.
Bricks shit Gary Busey.
Is this how it works, Jack!?
Gary Busey’s favo(u)rite magic trick is pulling a hat from a rabbit.
He never gets invited to the same kid’s birthday twice.
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Danny Trejo’s chest tattoo got a tatoo of Gary Busey.
Gary Busey says that there are only 3 types of people in the world: Wizards, Sock Puppets and Gary Busey.
Gary Busey’s motto is: “Never put off today what you’ve already done tomorrow”.
Gary Busey once fought a man because he was eyin’ Gary’s verbs.
Gary Busey does not believe in the Sun… plain and simple