These are pictures from the “Tim Burton-inspired fashion editorial” in the October issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Tim Burton himself even appears in one of them. Other than that, it’s your basic fashion show — anorexic chicks with 8th-grade educations in geisha makeup walking around in preposterous outfits that make everyone want to smoke. Fashion shows are basically the bohemian equivalent of NASCAR: a massive waste of natural resources and man-hours that any reasonable society would be wise to ban. The key difference being that you can’t watch a fashion show from the roof of your RV whilst enjoying a cold Bud. Advantage: NASCAR.
And you know, girls, a little Edward Scissorcrotch action wouldn’t have hurt either.