These are pictures from the “Tim Burton-inspired fashion editorial” in the October issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Tim Burton himself even appears in one of them. Other than that, it’s your basic fashion show — anorexic chicks with 8th-grade educations in geisha makeup walking around in preposterous outfits that make everyone want to smoke. Fashion shows are basically the bohemian equivalent of NASCAR: a massive waste of natural resources and man-hours that any reasonable society would be wise to ban. The key difference being that you can’t watch a fashion show from the roof of your RV whilst enjoying a cold Bud. Advantage: NASCAR.
And you know, girls, a little Edward Scissorcrotch action wouldn’t have hurt either.
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The key difference being that you can’t watch a fashion show from the roof of your RV whilst enjoying a cold Bud.
U-S-A! U-S-A!
They should’ve renamed it Harper’s Bizarre. Because Tim Burton is such a unique, quirky individual who is in no way repeating himself.
true, but can you watch NASCAR while masturbating on the roof of your apartment building to the rhythm of She Blinded Me With Science????*
*Yes
Danny Elfman also provided the score. And by score I mean he got all the models their baggies of heroin.
The Mighty Feklahr didn’t know that Ziggy Stardust still modeled!
Needs more Wynonna Ryder.
Banner pic: Big Bird mourns the passing of AIDS victims Bert and Ernie.
I want to f*ck this post like it was Papa John and I was Mackenzie.
I must have gone accidentally to the LeVar Burton fashion show, because everyone was wearing a visor.
That model on the right makes the eggs fresh. Right from her body and onto your plate.
Is Burton allergic to colors that aren’t red?
Ironically, most models are Sleepy and Hollow.
Fashion shows are basically the bohemian equivalent of NASCAR: a massive waste of natural resources and man-hours that any reasonable society would be wise to ban. The key difference being . . .
The key difference being that when a NASCAR fan says “business in front, party in the rear” he’s talking about a mullet, and when a fashion designer says it he’s talking about his sex life.
Tim Burton and David Lynch need to have a pudding wrestling match in a baby pool imo. I don’t know why.
Micheal Keaton stumbled into the show by accident, he was out looking for his career.
scissorcrotch is against completely shaved.
The only thing this post is missing is Sly in his Judge Dredd costume to be the “fashion police”.
What goes into 13 twice?
Roman Polanski.
Oh, sure. When Burton designs a giant feathered vagina, he’s a “visionary.” But when I do it, I’m a “bad father.” I hate you, Deborah.
I live in Kansas. If a woman dressed like the one in the banner pic walks into my office, I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to shoot her and say that it’s in season.
Nude Up!
Are Mathew Barney and Bjork still married? Are these their kids?
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Outfit inspired by the Octomom’s vagina.
Lady Gaga thinks these outfits look retarded.
I’d happily throw an open gas can and a lit cigar at any of those abominations.
models in Burton fashion show include Lady Gaga, Lady Fuckin Gaga and naked Kanye West.