THE KANYE THING IS OVER, JACK WHITE
09.22.09Jack White was at a screening of a documentary about the White Stripes in Toronto yesterday and oh God someone stop him, hasn’t anyone told him this Kanye West thing is played out already?
A new documentary about White’s band, The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights, had just been given a rapturous reception at the Elgin Theatre and director Emmett Malloy was in the middle of a Q&A. White suddenly sprinted onstage. Grabbing the microphone from Malloy, White exclaimed, “I’m gonna let you finish, I’m gonna let you finish, but Orson Welles had one of the greatest films of all time!” [TorontoStar]
Haha, good one, Jay! That’s too bad. I normally like Jack White, and he seems like he has a pretty good sense of humor — see him playing Elvis in Walk Hard for evidence. So I imagine this isn’t his fault. It’s just that, when you’re a celebrity, and there are always people around trying to get on your good side, you can make a horrible joke and everyone will still laugh, because they’re just excited to be near you. If you’re not careful, this can happen so often that you trick yourself into thinking you’re really funny, and that maybe you should be a comedian. When, trust us, you shouldn’t. All I’m saying is, we’ll let it slide this time, Jack White. We understand you probably aren’t on the internet as much as us dorks. Just be careful, no one wants another John Mayer.


That’s how I know I’m a truly funny musician. People tell me that I’m not funny because they don’t want me to think I’m good at everything.
I understand him, he was talking to the petshop boys earlier and they said to him, “Go West” He should have opted for the Bat-twist instad.
Don’t judge too harsh, Vince. This all happened in Canada. Things get played out there at a much slower pace. I hear Billy Mays jokes are still fresh up there.
Glares at Donk
Just because I’ve been quiet lately doesn’t mean I’m not still here judging you all.
Nobody does outdated humor like Leno.
There was an ad for his new show on my damn popcorn bag at the movies yesterday, and I’m pretty sure it made the popcorn stale.
The only time I want to here “I’m gonna let you finish” is during rape.
Canada? He Ottawatch what he says!
However, it is perfectly acceptable for actors to continue to think they’re funny and musicians…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG1vDtMyhYc
I’d rather see Jack grab the drumsticks out of Meg’s hands.
*grabs drumsticks out of Meg’s hands*
Mmmm… chicken!
I told a Canadian a joke about the French & Indian War and he glared at me and said “Too soon, ya hoser.”
IT’S CALLED THE SEVEN YEARS WAR, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
Canadian: Eh donk, didja hear dat one about the balanced breakfast?
Donk: No, I guess not.
Canadian: Well, you see the back bacon and cereal is ok, but stay away from the OJ, cause that’ll kill ya. Especially if your name is Ronald Goldman, eh?
no one wants another John Mayer
TRUE! Not even John Mayer wants that.
Damnit, Vince. If you hadn’t brought that up, most people wouldn’t have even realized I missed that perfect and obvious joke.
I still say French-Canadian is redundant, but whatever.
I do miss the days when pulling a Kanye West meant dropping mom off at the Doctor’s office.
He can do whatever he wants in the acting world as long as he keeps cranking out amazing tunes.
Obama just called him Jackass White.
Pulling a Kanye is when Massengill has a product recall.
Jack White’s next album will be done completely in auto-tune.
Jack White is turning his hair into a hedge maze.
You see white people interrupt speeches like this and black people interrupt speeches like this.
Man, Jack is such a White guy.