The only reason I’m even posting this is so that no one else emails it to me. And also because it’s all over the internet today, and I don’t want to miss out on the traffic just because it’s not at all newsworthy. GRRR, BUSINESS ETHICS!
Anyway, it’s well-known that Nic Cage was at one point attached to play Superman (which would’ve been almost as awesome as Charlie Sheen playing Spider-Man, which was also set to happen at one point). Someone made the video below (a 55-second video in which Nic Cage’s face appears for about four seconds) supposedly showing Nic Cage’s “makeup test” in the Superman outfit. Now, ask yourself: does this picture look like Nic Cage in a Superman costume, or does it look like Nic Cage’s head Photoshopped onto an action figure? Pay special attention to the blurring where his “chest” meets the “costume”. Bottom line, I’m pretty sure it’s fake, and sort of lame. And totally unnecessary. This picture is real and twice as awesome:
Think it can’t get any better? Here’s the caption:
“It would be a wonderful thing if they could find a thylacine,” says Nicolas Cage, on set at the Melbourne Museum, who requested his photo be taken in front of the Tasmanian tiger.
Point being, it’s Nic Cage. You don’t have to make stuff up. Anyway, here’s the stupid video.
(thanks to Charlie Meadows for the pic, you really know the way to my heart)
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I think this is your best headline ever.
That animal is cocking its head as if to say “are you serious with this shit? I might be extinct and now you’re taking my picture with Nic Fucking Cage?”
Nic Cage is pretty sure Thylacine is used to treat depression.
By the way, that’s also the Kingdom Come Superman costume, which would never be used in a movie.
They might as well make a movie out of the red and blue electric Supermen, am I right?
*high fives Fek*
Do you still want me to send you my fanfic art of Lex Luthor making out with Robin while Batman jerks off behind them?
Yes Donk, yes I do…
If you change “Lex Luthor” to “Spider-Man”, I’m pretty sure there’s a photo of that floating around the internet.
I’d make a thalidomide joke but my arms can’t reach the keyboard.
Charlie Sheen as Spider-Man? His version of a ‘Green Goblin’ is when he lets hookers blow him with a hundred dollar bill wrapped around his cock.
I’d like to see him in a makeup test for Luke Cage.
Tim Burton’s Superman’s kryptonite is sale priced Halloween candles.
Nic Cage looks like the bully from 3 O’Clock High.
Nic Cage looks like he has a big set of thumbs and i bet he’s not afraid to use them.
Tim Burton’s Superman’s Kryptonite is hairspray.
When I was little my mum used to tell me that my belly button was where “the thylacine bit me.”
(because I’m old see and Thylacines were still around)
Nic Cage’s Bizarro Superman will be played by Peter Mayhew.
“It would be an even more wonderful thing if they could find a doxylamine,” Cage continued. “Tell the grips to check inside the brim of my hat.”
Yesterday I saw Perez Hilton giving himself a blowjob. That was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen until Nic Cage’s Superman costume.
Just to clear up any confusion. Someone in a big city happened to photograph a bunch of guys in an alley way dressed up as superheros making a gay porn.
I’m ashamed that I know that and no I haven’t seen it.
Super Cage looks like Peter Mayhew with AIDS.
You know why thylacines became extinct?
Turns out they had a bad sense of direction, and were all males … none of them had a map of Tasmania.
/worst, most-convoluted joke of the year.