In Damage, Stone Cold Steve Austin plays John Brickner, an ex-con who “beats other men into submission for money” and has “size-13 fists.” Did I miss something? Do gloves have numbered sizes now? Did the writers just think a random number they pulled out of their ass sounded tougher than “extra large”? And if so, why not size-96 fists, or size-bajillion fists? ‘Size bajillion’ would’ve way better. You just know people would hear that and think, “Did he say ‘size bajillion??’ I don’t know what that means, but it sounds pretty darn big!”
Anyway, I’m getting pretty bored with these underground mma fight club movies. But you wanna know what’s never boring? A bear playing the trumpet. See what I mean below.
I GAWT A BEEG FAWKEN BONER RIGHT NOW, MANG. If only he could play a sad trombone, these videos would complement each other perfectly.
I want more like this!
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