Comments on: R.I.P. JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME (not really)

By: Johnny Lager

Johnny Lager — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:39:13 +0000

MR DE FRANK HAS A GORGEOUS NECK! GORGEOUS! AND I WON’T STAND IDLY BY AS IT IS THREATENED! MY WIFE IS KNITTING HIM A TURTLENECK SWEATER AS WE SPEAK, AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS LAY A HAND ON HIM WHILE HE IS WEARING IT YOU WILL BE IN FOR A LITTLE SURPRISE MY FRIEND! DIM MAK INDEED!

By: Brud Lee

Brud Lee — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:30:48 +0000

Every time SHIDOSHI insults you, an angel choke-bates himself.

By: Shop 101

Shop 101 — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:02:16 +0000

It’s been so long since anyone’s called me little, *sniff*… Thank you, kind sir.

By: DEVO

DEVO — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:08:00 +0000

Andrew Luck sounds like Ryan Phillipe + Jeremy Sisto.

Wait… what were we talking about?

By: Tong Po

Tong Po — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:39:57 +0000

As a JCVD fan myself, this is hilarious. and if you want more of this look no further: http://jcvd.freeforums.org/

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 13:06:57 +0000

If this isn’t actually Van Damme, I’m going to be horribly disappointed.

By: trevbot

trevbot — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 05:08:32 +0000

SHIDOSHI Chinese, SHIDOSHI play joke;
SHIDOSHI homophobically comment all the fuck up and down a two-year-old post.

By: Erswi

Erswi — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:31:25 +0000

Haha! Al’s a chick, dickfer.

By: TyroneSlothrop

TyroneSlothrop — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:31:06 +0000

WHUT R U TALKING ABOUT FAG?

By: The Jersey Devil

The Jersey Devil — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:24:00 +0000

*hums “Music Man” music to himself*

Shidoshi! Shidoshi! Shidoshi!

His words are hard to get.

Shidoshi! Shidoshi! Shidoshi!

We’ll understand them yet.

*dodges tomatoes, dances off stage*