Comments on: NOT ANOTHER MOVIE ABOUT ROBOT BOXING http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:54:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218952 Immortal 9 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:18:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218952 Robot Jox sounds like the cyborg answer to Teen Wolf. Robot Jox sounds like the cyborg answer to Teen Wolf.

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218949 Immortal 9 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:58:37 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218949 The first rule of Iron Man meets Terminator meets Fight Club is to not talk about Iron Man meets Terminator meets Fight Club. The first rule of Iron Man meets Terminator meets Fight Club is to not talk about Iron Man meets Terminator meets Fight Club.

]]> By: SonnyHooper http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218725 SonnyHooper Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:22:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218725 Porn version... Real Doll Steel... In a world where human female mud wrestling has been outlawed, and robotic Real Dolls rule the planet, estranged lesbian twin sisters train an extra horny Real Doll, Betty Blue Balls, to mud wrestle. The final climactic scene pits Betty against Roxanne, the mighty champion with Sybian like power and endurance. Porn version… Real Doll Steel… In a world where human female mud wrestling has been outlawed, and robotic Real Dolls rule the planet, estranged lesbian twin sisters train an extra horny Real Doll, Betty Blue Balls, to mud wrestle. The final climactic scene pits Betty against Roxanne, the mighty champion with Sybian like power and endurance.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218718 Donkey Hodey Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:15:58 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218718 I just realized I don't even have to make a pun for a George Foreman boxer... I just realized I don’t even have to make a pun for a George Foreman boxer…

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218717 Donkey Hodey Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:13:28 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218717 Everybody remembers the fight between Sony Liston and Muhammad Audi, right? Everybody remembers the fight between Sony Liston and Muhammad Audi, right?

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218716 Stinky Peet Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:11:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218716 ...<i>Million Dollar Beeper</i>? ...hello..? …Million Dollar Beeper?

…hello..?

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218715 Donkey Hodey Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:10:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218715 The bad robot's name is IKEA Drago. "I must insert fist A into face B." "He is not robot, he is like a piece of Iron" -"You're carbon steel you idiot, you're stronger than iron!" The bad robot’s name is IKEA Drago.

“I must insert fist A into face B.”

“He is not robot, he is like a piece of Iron”
-”You’re carbon steel you idiot, you’re stronger than iron!”

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218714 Stinky Peet Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:09:46 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218714 ...or maybe <i>Raging Dell</i>... …or maybe Raging Dell…

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218713 Donkey Hodey Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:06:34 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218713 Fuck you, the Roomba means that I can treat all vacuum cleaners as robots. Besides, Floyd Maytagweather fights in a different weight class and Oscar De La HVAC is retired. Fuck you, the Roomba means that I can treat all vacuum cleaners as robots.

Besides, Floyd Maytagweather fights in a different weight class and Oscar De La HVAC is retired.

]]> By: Oski http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/real-steel-robot-boxing#comment-218712 Oski Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:05:10 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18853#comment-218712 The only way to end a Robot Boxing match is with a Technical Knockout. The only way to end a Robot Boxing match is with a Technical Knockout.

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